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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, January 17, 2011

SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY




Bitch on the left will look like bitch on the right in 41 years, 4 months, 17 days, and counting...trust me, I am an artist...


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Yes, that's Chuck, and no, I don't know why...
but at least she votes.


Damn! I've been looking everywhere for cat butt magnets!!!


Somebody please explain this to me...
somewhere there is a logical explanation.



This is very funny....trust me....I'm a professional.


This is kind of more funny for me in that if I hear something really disgusting while I'm eating, then I lose my appetite immediately. TRUE


How in the fuck could anybody make this mistake?


There are several jokes in here somewhere...

....and how the hell do they get their mail?
(I made all that up myself)


You go, righteous dude...

Just in case there is any confusion, she has "Wifey" airbrushed on her ass.



Uh-oh, somebody has been drinking the Haterade again.
*****
CARTOONS OF THE DAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Kind of makes you think don't it.


This is an image from all the critters trying to escape the flooding in Australia. 


Funniest cat image I've ever seen...


One of my very own...

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T....but at least they are clean...


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2 comments:

Ms. Revente's Musings said...

Cat Butt magnets are available at one of your wife's shops!

Robin said...

I notice that the switch with two 'On' settings has a marker at the 3:00pm position. My guess is that the notch indicates the off position, and that the two On positions indicate different levels of power or something of that nature. Only guesswork though.

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