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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

MAN'S BEST FRIEND

This is Leao. This photo was taken on the second consecutive day that she sat next to the grave of her owner, a victim of the landslide in Brazil.


Now to ruin it all...





This illustrates a new verb.
This dog is being Plutoed.

That dog would die to protect that kid.
Let's see your cat do that.

Do you see a dog in this sign?


An unretouched photo.




Look at this, then go back and look at that sign.


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A young friend of mine wrote this poem:


"Ode to Discourse"
Verbosity? Atrocity!

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GOOD IDEA

I do this sort of thing all the time.
It's not so important that the gate is locked;
only that it looks locked.

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BAD IDEA

Disaster in 5....4....3....

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My wife's grandmother died.
Sad time at my house.
This is the woman who taught me the word "spasmatically"; as in "I hired him to paint the porch, but he only showed up spasmatically."
I'll remember her always for that.

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My Green Bay Packers are one game away from going to the Super Bowl.
HELL YEAH!!!
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



The stupidity of mankind never ceases to amaze me...
Ladies and Gentlemen, the new zodiac...


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TODAY'S DUMBEST TATTOO

TODAY'S CLEVEREST TATTOO

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WOMEN

If looks could...well...you know....

Ummmmmmmm....

This is a magazine ad for a zit medicine...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I was told this woman is her voice.
Is it true?

"Will ya'll hold the riot, boys, I've got to pee."

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DAILY CARTOONS



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T-SHIRT OF THE DAY



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TRUE PATENT (I READ IT MYSELF)
(Yes, that's right...he patented a fucking stick!)

One of my very own...

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
It's my guess that this woman has just been fucked,
and fucked well.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The militant atheist wants nothing more than to spoil the believer's spiritual journey. That's both meanspirited and radically unenlightened.

MP said...

It is true...the beautiful Mila Kunis is the voice of dorky Meg Griffin.

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