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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

SIGNS IF FIND....INTERESTING

Yeah, it's a proven fact that sex makes a man lose all concept of math principles.



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There has been a move afoot to create another state of the separated part of northern Michigan. At one point there was a contest to name this new state. The one I like was "Bob". It was explained that it short, easy to remember, and it's spelled the same frontwards or backwards. So now you know.


What a fucking boo-bird!

Now you are talking. If you have never been handcuffed to or handcuffed another to a bed....well, you have missed something.

The next two signs address the same problem in two entirely different ways.


This is cold....really, really cold...

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NOTES AND NOTICES






Sign me up...

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FUN WITH COMPUTERS



Aaaaaah, not I can get that gastic bypass on the cheap...

Ceiling fan, stool, noose....uh-oh...


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My basset hound died. Sad that.

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DAILY CARTOONS


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T-SHIRT OF THE DAY

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ART STUFF

Rubik cubes as art medium...my jury is still out...


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STUFF TO THINK ABOUT

One of my very own...

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
I have a friend who has a....knack for picking up women. He once picked up a stripper from the stage and took her back to his place for a night of frolicking. When he awoke the next morning she was looking through one of his books....by Plato.
She asked, "Is this Plato a good writer?"
But she used a short "a" so that it sounded like "Plah-toe".
He smiled and said, "Most people think so."
(TRUE)
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