SIGNS IF FIND....INTERESTING
Yeah, it's a proven fact that sex makes a man lose all concept of math principles.
There has been a move afoot to create another state of the separated part of northern Michigan. At one point there was a contest to name this new state. The one I like was "Bob". It was explained that it short, easy to remember, and it's spelled the same frontwards or backwards. So now you know.
What a fucking boo-bird!
Now you are talking. If you have never been handcuffed to or handcuffed another to a bed....well, you have missed something.
The next two signs address the same problem in two entirely different ways.
This is cold....really, really cold...
NOTES AND NOTICES
Sign me up...
FUN WITH COMPUTERS
Aaaaaah, not I can get that gastic bypass on the cheap...
Ceiling fan, stool, noose....uh-oh...
T-SHIRT OF THE DAY
Rubik cubes as art medium...my jury is still out...
One of my very own...
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
I have a friend who has a....knack for picking up women. He once picked up a stripper from the stage and took her back to his place for a night of frolicking. When he awoke the next morning she was looking through one of his books....by Plato.
She asked, "Is this Plato a good writer?"
But she used a short "a" so that it sounded like "Plah-toe".
He smiled and said, "Most people think so."