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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, April 18, 2011

NEWS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

I haven't had time to work on my posts lately. I'm taking my daughter to a range to teach her about all the weapons and it has taken some preparations. We start with the .22's, then up through the .32, .38, and .378 Magnum's. Then there are the 12 gauge shotguns....my weapon of choice.

Therefore I have pulled some things out of the files that I hope either amuse or inform you....or maybe both.

As far as I can tell all this stuff is true.





 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

I once had a character in a book I wrote that detested vowels when they appeared at the beginning of a word. He hated people named Ann, for instance. He also couldn't eat eggplant, apples or oranges.  Just saying.....


This, gentle reader, is piercing with a capital P.....

(if you didn't bother to read the above, please go back and do so....it's worth it...start at Plus -- PLUS.) 

How....appropriate....



Someone found a jellybean with an image of Kate Middleton on it.

IMAGES FROM AROUND THE WORLD....

JAPAN

AUSTRALIA

INDIA

CHINA


YEMEN



I found this image in a section of a site labeled "Random Awesomeness". I have no idea what this is...any ideas?

Two funny things that I made myself....


One of my very own....

SCARY WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A SLUT,
BUT PROBABLY ISN'T....

3 comments:

Margaret said...

The white shirt with black cuff and black shirt-tail... so you can clean your sunglasses, phone, etc without leaving a soiled place on the white shirt. ;-)

Ralph Henry said...

Dearest Margaret,
If the fucking shirt tail is tucked in, then what's the difference between having gravy on a black patch or a white patch? Or is it a girl thing?

Anonymous said...

I think the patches are actually made of felt. Still...looks pretty stupid.

also...I bet some, if not most, of the women who look like sluts probably are sluts. I have no objections to that.

Bruce

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