TRUE QUOTE: Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.
John Steinbeck
The biggest bull in England...
I want to go down on you and make you extremely happy. Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good and hard.
Yours Truly,
Gas Prices
Kind of looks like the little boy in Close Encounter of the Third Kind....
TRUE: According to news report, 47 percent of the people in Detroit are illiterate.
I asked my wife if she was faking last night. She said, "No, I was really asleep."
I went to Lowe's to buy some insecticide.
"Is this good for beetles?" I asked the clerk.
"No, sir." he replied. "It will kill them dead."
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they would have to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said, "And if you just learn to make love, we can fire the gardener."
"Doctor, I think my wife is dead!"
"What makes you think that?"
"Well, the sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up."
Eventually American healthcare devolved to the point where patients with common injuries and illnesses were simply told to stay in the waiting room until they healed themselves. Congress hailed this as a landmark piece of bipartisan legislation.
The EARTH without ART is just EH.
FOREIGNERS....
One of my very own...
WOMEN WHO DO NOT LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY ARE....
Aaaaaaah summer...
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