STUPID SHIT WOMEN DO SOMETIMES

On a roadtrip, no time for much comment.


But I do want forewarn you younger guys that that cucumber in the ass thing last night really, really pissed the wife off. She even made me drive her to the emergency room for the stitches and there was a bowl game on! Jeeeeeeeez. When the exact same thing happen to me when I was in jail, I just rubbed some dirt on it.

Oh, were I a women's fashion designer....

Being perfect may be okay for Barbie, but remember she ended up with a guy with plastic balls.




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A relationSHIP sinks when too many passengers are on board.




Why I miss college...

Do not....I repeat, DO NOT fuck with this woman....

If you have never done this, then I kind of feel sorry for you...and I mean that....

If it's true that history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur.




So....ah....would you wake her up?
Didn't think so.

I read one time that one of the questions ask potential jurors is What bumper stickers have you had on you car in the last five years.
It seems this is a good way to find out what the jurors really care about.
I just wonder what they would glean over my "Elect Alvin Greene" bumper sticker.

Well, at least the girl in the hat and ALL of her clothes had a dad who taught her how to play poker...

May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon your loved ones this holiday season.




My wife does shit like this all the time. She says it erases the tan lines....

Holy shit, ANOTHER woman did this?

Well, it's nice to know Condi found work...

"Dear Penthouse....."

"What's God's email address, I've found a glitch in the matrix?"


She will remember this night for the rest of her short life....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


Here's a newer picture of my wife fighting the evil tan line demons....

Dear Christian women,
Have actually read the book?

(I didn't think so)


Forget the irony....LOOK AT THAT BITCH'S FACE!!!!

This, gentle readers, is the look of rode hard and put up wet.....

Fuck her T-shirt, look at the pictures on the wall. I bet her parents are proud....

I can't read this, but my guess is that Germany is telling the rest of Europe to go fuck themselves...

Speaking of....

How fucking true....

I have never thought about this before. 
So, what exactly do we do to insure the survival of the frogs?  Anybody......anybody.....?

This is the bus on which Rosa Parks changed America forever. She ought to have her face on a coin....and I mean that....

(with realistic heavy breathing action, indeed)


I would like to wish you the very best of luck with this...

TOONS TO AMUSE ABOUT WOMEN...

One of my very own....

WOMEN DOING STUPID SHIT WHILE LOOKING LIKE SLUTS, BUT THEY PROBABLY AREN'T....

(did you notice that's a men's restroom)

AND THEN THERE'S THIS...

The bride and I will be on a week long chill out at the beach beginning tomorrow. The weather is perfect, we love one another, and all we want to do is relax. Yeah, it will be very, very real.
Post may be spotty....not my first priority....you understand I'm sure.