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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

CLEANING OUT THE NEWS FILE


I found this insulting. Of course, I'm not anti-Obama, I'm anti-government.

But I have a lot of company and we are not all dumb.

This man is running for president. I would rather cast my vote for him than the corporate stooges who will end up on the ballot....



I respect this man more than any of them....

 We've got to get this shit under control. I'm not envious of rich people as long as they play fair...but most don't.



Somehow didn't get around to addressing the birthday of a man I admire very much.
Happy Birthday, Sir.

I'm glad not everyone forgot...

 This animal was rehabilitated and released, only to get in distress almost immediately.

After pulling it from the ocean they found this stuck in his throat...

This bird was found floating in the lake. When he was rescued, it was found that a snake was wrapped around his throat.

The snake was removed and both went about their business..







AND THEN THERE'S THIS....
Had lunch with some very funny people today. I'm usually very quick with the tongue, but....
My woman companion's husband joined us late and they began to talk about their dog's health problems. To be honest I wasn't listening very closely because...well, I didn't care. Then there was a pause in the conversation and this wonderful woman asked, "So, Ralph, have you ever had your anal gland milked?"
For the first time in a long, long time I was speechless....then we laughed so hard tears were shed.
It only got better from then.




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