FOLIO OLIO: FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Language post requires too much reading for me to add much of my own....enjoy.

Google Street View captured this woman falling down.

I also saw a very short clip of the Google car hitting a pedestrian in a crosswalk....TRUE!

Why would anybody ever want one of these?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHHH!!!

This bitch ought to open her own restaurant and advertise this shit.....

Just look at the before and after...

I wrote a whole novel about this very thing, only my character stole the identity of a man in witness protection...

And to remind you of an earlier post, a man was given the wrong license plate at DMV and one day he was just driving along minding his own business when three cop cars forced him to the shoulder, and with guns drawn ordered him to the ground. His tag number was listed as a known sex offender.....TRUE!

Let's enhance that a bit, shall we....

Sexual attraction to children....never, ever will I understand the depth of that kind of perversion....

This is from my friend, Jambe. He's having to make some very difficult decisions. Let's all pray for him, shall we?

Dear America,
Meet poverty.

[ TO THE LEFT. YOU CAN'T SEE THE DOOR ]

I have no idea what this means and I stilled smiled...

Sometimes when a ball game or something is on TV, I will go to Google images and type in random words accompanied by the word funny. For whatever reason I typed in 'Funny Stupid' and this is what I found.

You can't imagine how much stupid shit I am emailed.

Look...I fuck with you all the time, but if I say it's true, I sincerely believe that. I may be wrong, but TRUE means I would bet money on it....which is about as much as I can do...I don't lose often.