Which do you like better: The Stones in the '60's, or the Stones in their '60's?
Speaking of drugs....
Everything is great when you don't give a fuck.
Never thought I'd see this....
It all began the day they installed that telephone booth in the cemetery.
Wine: How classy people get shitfaced.
Can I play Marco Polo with someone who has chlamydia?
Expect anything from anyone; the devil was once an angel.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!
The best part of having kids is playing with the box they came in.
Well, sir, I have your first customer....
If Adam and Eve were white and evolution doesn't exist, where do black people come from?
"Tonight? Oh, I'm just having a bunch of friends over to stare at their phones."
Another prank from the folks here at Folio Olio....
If you think seven years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror.....try breaking a condom.
I will never look at an outlet the same way again...
It's not alcoholism until you graduate.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!
I don't do misspelled words anymore, but this is too precious....
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
I came home from the bar the other night and found this note:
YOUR DINNER IS IN THE RECIPE BOOK, PAGE 32. AND THE INGREDIENTS ARE AT THE STORE.
I saw this girl on TV during a football game...
Class began in October....
And here is this year's magna cum laude....
I shower completely naked.
If you don't know what a fleshlight is, ask your husbands...
It's way more funny that way.
Speaking of....
Party hits, indeed....
Get it?
Groaner of the day....
Was that a trick question?
Speaking of....
There are widespread cries of racism over this image.
I just don't get it.
I mean, nobody got bent out of shape over stuff like this...
"He must smell my dog."
"What's your dog doing up.....oh, never mind."
Look at this one carefully...
When Photoshop is just too hard to comprehend...
I don't think white girls can use the word "Booty".
January is National Burn Your Bra Month...
If not for me, do it for your country....
TRUE: 3 Strike Laws increased the life sentences 83% in 11 years.
I began to suspect something was out of the ordinary when I answered the phone and a man asked if my wife could "do a half hour."
You might want to look at this carefully....
TOONS TO AMUSE...
ONE OF MY VERY OWN....
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it.
WOMEN (NOT SLUTS) WITH SOMETHING ON THEIR CHESTS...
5 comments:
Everyone I've seen talk about that Mr Rogers flipping the bird photo says it's a shop, but I'm not sure.
Either way, it's funny as hell.
Just how do I start out a website? I am aware that I've to buy a domain or something like that?
I have no idea. I have a blog.
Dear Mr Henry I strongly advise you to ask for permission in case of using a photographer's work. I am the owner of the image with your "quote" - "I wouldn't suck your dick if I were suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls". All my images are under copyright and using them without my permission is forbidden. Raluca Caragea
So very sorry, Raluca, but I not only don't have time to get permission, I don't even know how. I'm a one man show here and do the best I can.
The photograph is indeed beautiful.
And if you would like to repost any image you find on Folio Olio, feel free.
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