PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

For the first time in American history we can now be locked up forever with not trial....why? Because unlike all of our other wars, we can't even trust our own citizens.

Good luck with that.

Getting locked up with no proof.....ho-um.

Fucking with the internet.....TO ARMS!!!!

TURKISH PROVERB:  An axe goes into the forest whereupon most of the trees say, "Have no fear, the handle is one of us."

To repeat....it's a very, very good year to be a Packer fan...

My sex life is like an iPhone 4S.
I don't have an iPhone 4S.

"Why did you do that?"

"It made me feel more alive than I've ever felt."

"Except for the guys who are now, in fact, not alive."

Every time I drive behind a truck loaded with pipe, I think of the movie Final Destination.

Check this out....

 And then this...

People say that slaves were taken from Africa. This is not true. People were taken from Africa and were made into slaves.

Finally....FINALLY very influential people are calling for an end to this insane, hopelessly lost, war on drugs....

In America there's a say, "Love is just around the corner."
It was made up by people who live in or near the red light district.

I've been waiting all my life for patience.

Groaner of the day....

Speaking of despicable dictators...

"How was the party?"
"Dead, man. Really, really dead."

That smile tells me that is not her computer...I mean paperweight....

Maybe that's because your grillwork looks like a Hibashi...

Am I the only one to laugh when an Asian person says election?

What a wonderful photograph....

So you got wasted....

This is Annie. At parties she attends, great amounts of money are wagered on the over/under of the hour, minute and second she will lose consciousness.

"Does my ass make my nose look fat?"

This is one cool motherfucker by anybody's standards...

Girls, stop....just fucking stop....PLEASE!

I always thought it was the other way around...

If you don't get this, it's okay....it really is....

This is one of the funniest photos I've ever seen....

Look at that again.

Maybe...just maybe, her husband just got the money together to get it out of pawn.

People say that America is a "Christian" nation and many people think every word of the bible is true. Let's suppose you have a trial where the judge, the lawyer, the DA and the jury all believe this. The person is on trial for killing her three children because god told her to. But the options for the jury is guilty, not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity....there is no not guilty because god told me to, just like god old Abraham.

I would love to talk to this guy.

I would ask him if he thought the entire universe was created by an invisible guy using magic and I think he would just laugh and say something like, Who cares.
Indeed.

TOONS TO THINK ABOUT...

 That cartoon is kind of thought provoking. You see, some states make welfare recipients take a drug test. But you and I do that with bums. When approached by a bum who asks for money for a sandwich, we offer to buy them a sandwich to make sure they don't spend our money on cheap wine.

What's the difference?

DEAREST READERS,
I NEED HELP. I USED TO GET EMAILS ALL THE TIME WITH FUNNY IMAGES AND STUFF. NOW THAT FLOW OF GOOD STUFF HAS DWINDLED TO A TRICKLE. KEEP ME IN MIND...I'M ONLY A CLICK AWAY.
THANKS.

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WOMEN WITH THEIR HANDS BEHIND THEIR HEADS BECAUSE THEIR PHOTOGRAPHER TOLD THEM TO...