If I caught one of these I would never fish again...
My wife always laughs during sex....no matter what she's reading.
What a fucking photograph!
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances of getting a date.
But remember, except for breeding or rehabilitation, there is no excuse to cage a wild animal. No matter how fancy the cage, it's still a fucking cage.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
A repost I still find fascinating......
What if the Mayan calendar ends in 5105 and we've just been holding it upside down.
If you don't know who this is, it's okay....it really is....
In an interview on TV I heard the New York Chief of Police say "We will never forget 911."
I thought, I should fucking hope not, it's your fucking phone number!
If I'm ever asked to give someone my religion on a form, I like to write in Solecism.
(A breach of good manners)
This man may have the greatest job in the world...
RAISING THE DEBT CEILING
Let's suppose you come home from work and find there has been a sewage backup and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceiling. What do you do, raise the ceiling or pump out the shit?
"I found that kitten you lost last week."
I'm not against a woman becoming president. I mean, we wouldn't have to pay her as much.
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Every once in a while I like to keep my wife in her place by pointing out a woman and saying, "She looks a lot like my next wife."
My, oh, my, oh, my....
Never fall in love with someone on a special diet.
Yeah, I missed it, too....
Parents today worry that they won't be able to provide the same level of crap that their parents gave them.
"Where's your shoe?"
"What shoe?"
"Exactly."
"Ask your doctor if taking a pill to solve all your problems is right for you."
Here's that bitch's cake after one more shot....
Back when hazing meant something special...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
If you don't know why this is unusual, ask your husband.
Speaking of kids and their guns....
Well, we all need hobbies, don't we.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!
It was stated that this was not photoshopped.
Anybody care to explain this to me?
I looked up the doctor and this is fucking true...
Getting oil from shale using pressurized steam has some drawbacks. I say, Fuck the bitch. Make them buy your house and move, just like if they were building an interstate highway.
Guess what this is....
[ SNOWFLAKE ]
This was the Soviet's answer to the Space Shuttle....
You go girl...
I can imagine a news story about eyesight and the graphics guy was told to get an eye chart. He went to the internet and unknowingly came up with this gag....
TOONS TO AMUSE...
Groaner of the day....
One of my very own...
WOMEN WHO PLAY VERY WELL WITH OTHER WOMEN.....
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