This once normal woman has gone off the deep end. Now, besides the bird on her shoulder, she has a real eye patch, a hook and a gold doubloon in her eye, the last of which makes her bump into furniture and miss her mouth when she tries to eat.
Now she has a real following in our neighborhood. She insist that they call her Captain Rackham.
Does anyone know a real good therapist that specializes in bat shit crazy pirates?
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