SHIT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

TRUE: Another murdered nuclear scientist in Iran.
(I hate to say I told you so, but I did....years ago)

Once again let's address the insane "war" on drugs.

Like the last time (Alcohol Prohibition) the ONLY thing to be accomplished by this so called war is to create criminal organizations with not one or two Al Capone's, but thousands of Al Capone's. 

And think of the taxes we could collect with a product like this....

I've never understood why lesbian women, straight women and straight men can get turned on with woman on woman sex, but only gay guys get turned on by man on man sex.
What's up with that?

The girls at Hooters my be hot, but when it comes right down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material.


This offends you?!?
Pleeeeeeeez.....

I taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.


Why is it that people do this kind of shit. Does it make their dicks get hard?

If I didn't have any legs I would stand in the desert and scream "HELP! QUICKSAND!", then when people came to help I'd be like "Ha Ha Ha, just fuckin' with you!"


I simply don't give a shit about gay guys.
I do give a shit about someone lusting after children.

If I've learned anything from porn, it's that if a wife walks in and catches you getting a blow job from your neighbor, she is suppose to be momentarily pissed off, then fuck you both.


I am married to a woman who would never do something like this.

I mean, what's the WORSE thing that could happen?
I say go for it every fucking time you have the chance.


Europe has just put Greece on EBay.

When you first read the above, you might be tempted to see the illogic of it all. But scientists are searching as we speak to figure it out. We have colliders to find the particles. We send out space probes.
So, using the same "logic" we could say: There was nothing and then god appeared. 
Or worse: God has always been in existence because of..............no proof whatsoever.
Come on, people.

Volunteering is mandatory. Thank you for your cooperation.

(a real office sign)

It is very sad to me that people have jobs they hate.
I was one of the lucky ones and will never forget it.

Steve Jobs just unveiled the iGhost.




I find this amusing...

But stupid baby names has gotten way out of hand.
My question is, why does a child need a "unique" name?
Somebody should tell every parent that your little precious Snowflake is just a child...a person...a normal everyday human. Don't demand it be special. Demand that it be kind.

If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever.


How could anyone not love dogs?

I used to wish my dog could talk, until I remembered everything he had seen me do.


I love etchings. I loved making them, I love owning them.
I don't know why etchings have been swept from the art scene.

I put a sock in it once, and it didn't help.




I have posted many times about all the behavior you have been talked into by people that just want your money.
Take wedding rings.

Further, there is Mother's Day, Father's Day, etc, etc, etc.
This shit was simply invented by some ad firm to separate you from your money.
Now people "have" to buy gifts, otherwise they are insensitive or uncaring, when, in fact, the tradition is a total fabrication of people who merely want to sell you something.


I don't understand why UFO's are so downgraded.
This argument works for me:
There is absolutely no evidence that UFO's don't exist, but there is evidence (radar, multiple person sightings, etc) that UFO's do exist.

I had bangers for lunch. They are English sausages and are called bangers because if you forget to pierce the skin before cooking they will explode.


How fucking low can we go? I mean, do we have to get so low that a fast food place just dumps shit in a trough and we stick our heads in to scarf up our fill before we say "That's too much"?

TOONS TO AMUSE....

ONE OF MY VERY OWN....

JUST ONE WOMAN WHO DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SLUT.......BUT......WHO REALLY KNOWS.....

AND THEN THERE'S THIS...

I don't understand how anyone would not want to expand our horizons; to explore; to find out.

By the way, I found out yesterday that the rings are only six feet thick in some places and as thick as the Alps in others.