Coming upon this magnificent living thing, would you not be compelled to drop to your fucking knees?
Odaxelagnia: Any place you can kiss her, you can also bite her.
This is a carved human skull....
Speaking of...
"We need to talk." That one sentence has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life.
What the fuck do you think is going on inside your brain when it tries to deal with this?
What if I'm dying and right now my life is flashing before my eyes?
Does anyone else ever panic when you think that maybe you have left your webcam on?
This is the surface of Jupiter....
This is the surface of bacon....
Coincidence? I think not.
My wife gets mildly upset when her employees call her ma'am. I told her that the only time that word should be insulting is if it's preceded by "Wham, bam, thank you."
My wife gets mildly upset when her employees call her ma'am. I told her that the only time that word should be insulting is if it's preceded by "Wham, bam, thank you."
Study after study shows that traffic circles save gas, cause less accidents, speeds up traffic, but we don't us them because...well, Americans don't like them....
If the world doesn't end on December 21st, 2012, I bet there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.
These are motorized skates....
I like to ask people if they would like to see a picture of my grandchild and then show them a picture of my balls.
Well, technically they aren't my balls, but a Googled image of balls. But I never get a chance to explain the joke.
Sucking the world dry.....get it?
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
"What?!?"
Herbal medicine? It's been around for a long time. Then we tested it and the stuff that worked we call medicine, and the rest of it is just a nice bowl of soup or potpourri.
How.........clever......
Condoms should change colors depending on whatever STD they come in contact with.
Nothing beats the smile of a beautiful woman....except a fist, I guess.
I don't like eating lobster because they are alive when you kill them.
The internet is full of "Grammar Nazis". These people take great delight in pointing out such things as spelling errors. Their pet peeve is You're and Your. I am going to start substituting Ewer for both those words and drive them up the fucking wall.
Ever wondered what would happen if America turned into a true Christian nation or Theocracy? Well, shit like this...
I would like to know how many people's last words were "Hey, buddy, you got a problem with that?"
That ain't right, ya'll.
Whenever my young daughters used to make a mistake, here's what I would do just to see the look on their faces.
"Darling, I told you that dragons are green, never blue. Now get in the oven."
Very, very interesting this.....
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Alert reader, Skott, saw this image in a prior post...
And noticed this sign...
Standing up for gay rights doesn't make me gay anymore than being against deforestation makes me a tree.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then you might as well throw all your records, tapes, and CD's away.
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then you might as well throw all your records, tapes, and CD's away.
Interesting that we all know what the man is trying to communicate....
This monkey has been trained to wash dishes...
I'm sure it's mother is proud.
This Beijing woman is a true super hero...
She spends her nights handing out warm clothing and food to homeless people....
TOONS TO AMUSE....
ONE OF MY VERY OWN....
WOMEN IN THE PROCESS OF REMOVING CLOTHING IN FRONT OF A CAMERA, THUS ARE PROBABLY SLUTS, BUT MAYBE NOT....
I have a "cleaning out the file day" posts on Saturday and Sunday.
2 comments:
re: the herbal medicine line, are you a fan of Dara O'Brian, too?
I'm a fan of anyone who can make social commentary that makes me laugh....thus, yes.
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