When you have nothing, a pot of anything is good.
A few fences I've run across...
Wouldn't it be nice if women came with a Carfax report.
Do want!
I've learned that the two most important things in life are sex and the other one.
No irony jokes, please...
Made of sticky notes....
Oh, yes the hell he did do that....
These are call "Penis Fish"....
Yes, alcohol kills brain cells....but only the ones who refuse to drink.
This raises more questions than it answers....
I can melt ice with my mind...it just takes a few minutes.
I was in college before I figured out that Hitler's first name wasn't Heil.
I tried therapy once, but the doctor cried so much she asked me not to come back.
Those things look like they are under a lot of pressure...
I like walking down stairs when I'm not wearing pants.
"I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY"
This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
I gave a homeless guy a $10 winning lotto ticket. Then he told me he had a gambling addiction. Now I feel bad.
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TRUE: I saw the most beautiful movie last night: "I am Dina". The story was okay, but the visual beauty of the camera work was extraordinary.
Just another reason I live in the South....
TRUE: I saw a video clip titled: Sleeping Hummingbird Snores in Peru.
Do you think those words have ever been arranged into a sentence before?
Yes, it's made of coffee cup rings....
I'm on the Gin and Tonic diet. So far I've lost two days.
Guy spends his whole life photographing things embedded in asphalt.....
I got out of a ticket one time. When the officer came up to my window I smiled and said, "Now that I have your attention, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ, your Lord and Master?"
So, ah, how poor are you again?
TRUE: My wife asked me why I don't do more political stuff in my blog.
Well, I've already said just about everything I've wanted to say, plus trying to pick my favorite presidential candidate is exactly like deciding which STD would be just right for me.
It doesn't matter which party. We. Will. Get. Fucked.
What if cats have their own internet and it's full of pictures of us?
Oh, you just graduated with a master's degree in History? That's nice. I'll have a mocha frappuccino.
So this is what it's come to....
The last man on earth I would have thought played ping pong.....
CROSSWORD CLUE: It's in a lot of poetry.
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Lee Harvey Oswald with a Mr. Potato Head mustache....
Does this make you uncomfortable?
Think it will be bad for the military?
Well, they made the same shit argument for blacks and women.
And, yes, that's her ride.....
TOONS TO AMUSE.....
ONE OF MY VERY OWN....
WOMEN HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU WANT TO BANG YOUR WIFE.....
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