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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

WORD AND PICTURE PUZZLES AND GAGS


Some of these are very strange. For you people who are out of step with us more astute, you can highlight between the brackets for an explanation.
But I think you will agree that most of these will take a second read.

 [ Putin on the Ritz ]

[ Carbon dating ]


[ Ghost-writer block ]
[ Yeah, this from the guy who had three huge hole blown through his chest on the way to a prayer meeting ]




[ The punchline ]







 [ A well-hung lesbian ]

 [ emotional black male ]

 [ spoiler alert ]

 [ these colors don't run ]








 [ the men are teaching the children to swim ]

 [ who wears a red shirt to a bull fight? ]

 [ this man is practicing walking on the moon ]






 [ I have no idea what this means ]

 [ the first time I visited a nude beach ]


 [ this is an atomic blast after .025 seconds ]

TOONS THAT MAY TAKE A SECOND READ....




 I have no idea what that meant.






ONE OF MY VERY OWN.....

WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN TALKED INTO RULE 39...

The boss' daughter...

The wife.....

Someone who had been down this road before....

The show off.....


1 comment:

Jambe said...

The image with the shopping cart with the device on its handle:

Do you have Aldi's stores where you live? That's the only place around here where I see those things, but I think they're great.

Anyway, when you stack the carts together those chains link the carts — each connects to the one behind it. You put a quarter in the front of that unit to unlink a cart from the corral, and reconnecting it to the other carts pushes the quarter back out. It's a way to make people put their carts back in the corral after they're done with them, so Aldi's doesn't have to pay some poor fuck to retrieve the carts. It works beautifully. fwiw, I know first-hand that cart loss (either from outright theft or their being hit in parking lots) is a big problem.

Obviously, if you could fit the chain of the unit into its own receptacle you could get the quarter out without returning it to the cart station thingy, thus defeating the purpose, hence the humor of the image. Either this a shop or it's a defective unit.

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