MORE NAUGHTY BITS

The way I understand it, the guy who brought us Kony 2012 has another virile video of him running up and down the sidewalk butt naked and doing naughty things. Here's but two of the thousands of things the internet has to say....

I can't wait for the South Park episode about Kony 2012.

I was trying to remember who Rihanna's ex was, then it hit me.




People find naughty shit in even things that are not naughty...

I find it amazing how much people think about the naughty bits. I have fallen prey to such foolishness before, but now....not so much...

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I would love to see this done....wouldn't you?

No matter how hard life gets, remember there is nothing harder than pooping when you don't have to poop.




Clothing does some naughty stuff sometimes.....

No, we are not impressed by a dildo in your pants....

I don't know if this is naughty or not, but damn!

My bartender is now taking bets that Obama will win the election now that the Republicans are attacking porn. They have no fucking clue what they're doing....

If you have a teenager in the house, you ought to watch this like a hawk.....

I hope I don't die in quicksand.

I never was big on fantasy, but I don't give a shit if you are into it.

I don't mean to criticize, but I'm guessing mistakes were made.

If someone asked me if I would fulfill her fantasy, this is what I would dread....

Not sure if this is a naughty thing or a get attention thing...

This man, unlucky at love his whole life, just married one of those super-realistic (in every way), high priced dolls....

You know, if you think about it just right, the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

Okay I know what the girl on the left is doing, but what is the girl on the right doing?

The other night my wife and I went out for milkshakes, and after a while she said, "I'm sucking on it but it's too hard, it's not coming."
Yeah, you know what I was thinking.




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Have you ever tried to stealthily fart in a public place and shit yourself?

Some people seem to just like to shock other people, but I really don't think she (he?) means it....

I always feel a little strange when I see an old woman walk out of a Victoria's Secrets.




Ladies, it doesn't matter your cup size - honest - we will stare....period.

I live in a college town and it's spring. There are tank tops and cleavage as far as the eye can see.




And try not to get caught....

This, ladies, is a very disturbing image....

I don't exactly understand what gender mis-identification means, but is it really necessary that I understand it to make it real?

I asked my wife if she wanted to take a trip.
She asked, "Acid or mushrooms?"

TOONS TO AMUSE...

KIND OF ONE OF MY OWN....

ONE OF MY VERY OWN...

NAKED WOMEN IN DOG COLLARS CAUSE I DON'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP....