FOLIO OLIO: UNUSUAL THINGS

ARTY THINGS

So...ah...what are the tools of your trade?

"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
"Thanks, alcohol."

You say I'm insane. I prefer mentally hilarious.

Have no idea what these are made of...

"Dad, I had my first blowjob today!"

"How was it, son?"

"Tasty."

This has got to be nasty.....somehow....

Of all the seven deadly sins, only one is not any fun.

My newest favorite kind of art. No money, no permission, and a social statement....

Life is the blame for everything.

This has got recognition of victims written all over it, but I'm not sure....

If you remove a pin from a grenade, is it possible to put it back?
I need a quick answer for this question.

Not art, but interesting....

There's a commercial on TV where a woman accuses her husband of having an affair because he's happy. He assures her that he is not, in fact, happy, and that seems to satisfy her.

I've left behind so many things to discover on my journeys, that this is dear to me. Don't ask why, just marvel at it....just for a moment....

If there was a reality show about email hoarding...I would be a star.

That little tinge of color means a lot, don't you think?

SCIENCE STUFF

I will never tire of sights like this...

Do you ever try to balance the light switch right in the middle?

The most original thought you ever had has already been better expressed in a cliche'.

I wonder how many people's last words were: It's OK, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.

NEW INVENTIONS

"You have the right to remain silent" is very, very good advice, since you will probably just say something very, very stupid.

Yes, it's true. A man can't see this without touching his crotch....

I put the "pro" in procrastination.

My daughter is going to want one of these....

AN OLD BEAUTIFUL THING

LET'S PLAY "WHAT IS THIS" SHALL WE...

[ The machine that makes Legos ]

You have all seen this house...guaranteed. Give it a minute. I will tell you where you saw it later....

ODD STUFF

There is a difference between giving up, and knowing when you have had enough.

What are the chances?

Every time I read or see anything about the Earth's core, I lift my feet and look down.

Knowing everything turns out to be slightly boring.

This may look silly, but I guarantee you it is strong as shit....

Have you ever had a centerpiece that was prepared by a taxidermist?

Whenever I see something like this the words of the old song just pops in my head...."Oh, I wish I was in Dixie...."

If I ever go to a church again, I'm going to take a cooler.

I've always been fascinated over the choices people make as to what will and will not be permitted in their mouths.

Sometimes I play a game where I take a drink every time I hear somebody say something stupid.
Spoiler Alert: I get really drunk.

You're welcome....

TRUE: A woman on TV credited god for answering her prayers and saving her from the tornado. The news person asked her where she was when she was praying and she said, "In the center hallway covered up with a mattress."
(think about that a minute)

Okay, this is pretty impressive...

But check this shit out. An entertainment center had been in place for decades. When it was moved they found this...

That's pretty fucking impressive...

I'm thinking about buying a cape.

Here's that house again....

And this is where you've all seen it...

If you are every real bored, just send a random text saying, "I hid the body, now what?"

Yeah, I got it wrong, too.

Well, I'm sure Jesus thinks that makes his suffering worthwhile.

I feel certain that everyone of you think that you can talk on the phone and drive with the same skill you've always had. You are mistaken. How many studies; how many statistics; how many close calls will it take to make you keep off the phone while driving?
And don't get me started on texting...

The giant red star, Betelgeuse, has a diameter larger than that of the Earth's orbit around the sun.

This image reminds me of the attitude people have concerning their electronic devices.

The motherfucker can work perfectly....sending signals for miles and miles, bouncing the tiny waves of satellites, unscrambling all kinds of codes and...AND doing all this with only 0's and 1's (or there and not there as the case may be), but if it slows down for even a few seconds to take a breath, you get irate. Think about that a minute. I've seen people go into a rage when the miracle they are holding in their hand has a momentary hiccup.

"The conflict in Iraq will NOT be another Vietnam."
Fuck you, you lying bitch!