MONDAY

On this special day, I will leave these powerful (to me) images without comment....

It's an all volunteer army, which mean we all can or can not think about their sacrifice.

AND NOW YOUR NORMAL WEEKDAY LUNACY

Liberty...an interesting word. I doubt if a majority of people in America even know what it means....and they vote. Sad, that......

What a great character....

Friday I went back to my gum doctor for a check up. He asked me how I was doing, and I told him I was so great that I didn't even have to take one of the 30 mega-pain pills he gave me....then added....I'm saving them up for my next road trip with my wife.
Funny, that, but not to my doctor.
He held both palms toward me and said (sternly), "I didn't hear that. Nurse, did you hear that?" She said no that she did not hear my comment and I took the hint that that was some codified taboo of which I was previously unaware.




I will never tire of these pricks getting their comeuppance...

Can you possibly guess what is going to happen next?
A) Man hooks Hoffa's body.
B) Goat falls in love with the green bucket and they live     happily ever after.
C) Goat butts man into water and the world laughs.

(is that a goat???)


These are two interactive ads with sensors that come on when a person is near....

Read a study about the filthiest thing in the normal workplace. Hint: It's not in the bathroom.
Stop now and take a guess....I'll catch up with you later.

When I saw this I thought of my dear, sweet sister. She took a glass of ice water and attempted to toss it over the shower curtain onto her husband. Instead, she threw the whole glass which gashed his head.


LET'S LEARN SOMETHING, SHALL WE?
TRUE:  A very rare event is taking place in the Congaree Swamp near my home. For reasons that are not all that well understood, all of the fire flies (lightning bugs) are synchronized. They all flash at the exact same moment, as if on a string of Christmas lights.
I have never ever heard of that before, and bet you haven't either.

Most people think that the filthiest thing in your work place is your keyboard. I think that is #4. Next people guess phone, copy machine buttons, etc, etc.
In fact, it's the handle on the microwave and refrigerator.
Think about it.....people touch it with raw food molecules on their fingers and it's a warm environment and hardly ever washed.

I painted not one, but two murals of this man in his hometown of Lancaster, SC.....down here Lancaster rhymes with gangster....

When NASA sent his spacesuit to our State Museum, there were stickers ALL OVER the create warning unpackers NOT to clean the gray dust off the suit.....since, of course, it was moon dust.

Makes you wonder, don't it.....

I didn't know this....

Just a white blood cell chasing down bacteria...

Bless his heart.


HEALTH ADVICE #2:
There is no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar.




This could really fuck with your beach trip....

I don't always give a shit, and when I do, I don't.




Amazing....

It's bad enough to learn that the average member of congress speaks at a 10th grade level, but then you realize that the average 10th grader speaks at the 3rd grade level.




Damn!

I recently stayed in a motel and called the front desk to ask for a wake-up call. He spent 15 minutes to explain to me what will happen if Greece's economy fails.




Violence is always humorous...

Anyone have an opinion on this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love irreverence!!!


Indeed.....

After her hard day at work, I asked my wife to cook diner....

This is way more complicated than it looks....

The size of a kiwi egg in comparison to its skeleton...

I think everyone should own at least one convertible...

(that's a $425 million settlement)


Okay, this looks like fun...

Is that cheating? I think that's cheating....

There is no good way to ask a woman if she's on her period or off her medication. Choose your words carefully.




This took me a couple of seconds...

Pine cone sculptures made of........................shovels.

A tourist giving his shoes to a beggar......

The first time I made love to my present wife, the neighbors lit a cigarette.

Will this work?

This would be like winning the fucking lottery...sort of....

Have you ever gone to a Toga Party naked except for the sheet? If not, why not?

Kind of reminds me of Leonardo......

Rule 39....every damn time...

I still find images like this mesmerizing.....

Wax on, wax off.

TRUE: In my hometown, a married preacher was running for state representative. He was arrested for DUI.....with a 21 woman in his car.......at 2 o'clock in the morning.....with an unregistered .38 revolver in his pocket.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a trifecta.

ONE OF MY VERY OWN....

Right when I was losing faith in America, today I saw an elderly Asian guy buying tortillas.




Do you think this is real?

I dare someone to kidnap my wife. As soon as her meds wear off they'd offer to pay me to come take her.




ANOTHER OF MY VERY OWN...

GUY ADVICE:
The next time your wife and/or girlfriend gets dressed for a night out, just look down and say, "That skirt with those shoes?"
It's a real show stopper.

Is nothing sacred?........No.


This is one reason why my wife never ask me to go shopping with her anymore....

This is the way I buy beer.....TRUE. What this guy doesn't know is that if you buy in bulk like that, they will gather it and load it in your truck.

This is the other reason my wife doesn't ask me to shop with her...

Have you ever been in a theater and the conversation the guy next to you is having on his cell phone is more entertaining than the movie?


I had my AR platform altered for the certain requirements...

THE LATEST SAGA IN THE MAKING OF "MONEY TO GO"....
Before I had a 5 gallon bucket I collected dollars in a one gallon can with a slit in the lid. It got so packed that I had to roll the bills up to wedge them in....

These bills had been rolled so long and so tightly that it was almost impossible to lay it out to punch the holes.
When told of the problem, my most trusted advisor suggested that I place all the bills in a dryer with a wet wash cloth and that would "relax" them.
This I did.

However, before the cycle was complete my wife called me in the house and told me she was going to the store, therefore I had to sit in front of the dryer in case there was a fire. I told her that I only had it on medium heat and there was no threat of fire. She then demanded I watch the dryer or she wouldn't go shopping. I further explained that we had both found money in the dryer that we had left in our pockets and they didn't catch on fire. She said........"Well, it takes more than one to catch on fire!"
Who could possibly argue with logic like that?


Anyway, when I placed the bills back in the bucket it almost filled it up again; I assume because of the relaxation.

Then out of the blue on Sunday, I came upon this online....

...and I thought I was the only person to ever have done that.