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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, June 4, 2012

MONDAY


Tattoo of actual handprint of newly deceased father...


If you can't afford a vacation, you can drink until you don't know where you are.




Dog ate entire box of crayons...


"Excuse me, sir, it that, like, mockery?"


We've all stared just a little too long.....

I live in a very traditional house, but of all the people I know, I ought to live in something much more creative...


Only bikers know why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.



A living Banksky.....

And people ask me why I'm not on Facebook....


How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew....
 ....of course they didn't tell us how many times you have to bang it on the wall.

Woman does murals in markers....
 It stated that she has to us special no-fume pens so she doesn't get dizzy.

Insanity....this is it....look it up....


Reminds me of an artist I knew in graduate school who painted his entire studio and every item in it white.....in one night....


The next time you have to give your wife a greeting card, just buy a blank one and copy another one on the inside in your own handwriting.
You're welcome.



(ADDED LATER - My wife didn't get this. There really wasn't anything to get...I just thought about people looking at this window display in the '50's and never even dreaming that men would walk around on the moon soon.)

....here is my handle, here is my.....


4000 YEARS OF MEDICINE
2000 BC: Here, eat this root.
1000 AD: That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1865 AD: That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this               potion.
1935 AD: That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1975 AD: That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 AD: That antibiotic is poison. Here, eat this root.




ONE OF MY VERY OWN....



Another minimalist movie poster....

How your dog looks when you are hurting and he can't help....
 Let's see a cat match that.



Fuck the police....

Here comes the Olympic torch...

A pair of shoes for each of the fifteen hundred or so people who have committed suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.....

Yes, this woman is a prison guard, yes, she is asleep, yes, she is armed, and, yes, that is a prisoner....


This took me much longer to get than it should have...




I once painted a mural of a sheet of music....handwritten by Beethoven.....



Just another reminder from your friends at Folio Olio...
This is the same man....



 Very clever, that.


A repost, but still humorous....


What I think heaven will be like....boring....


Israelis wouldn't bat an eye....


A few Help Wanted signs I found interesting...
Not sure if a typo or a slap in the face with reality.





1 comment:

Robin said...

Making a guess here, but the sign that refers to 'Now Firing' could be referring to kitchen work.

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