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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, October 12, 2012

POST-TACO BELL SHIT FRIDAY POST 10/12/12




This is called the Bicymple. Rear steering and direct unicycle drive. Said it great in crowded places....

All of the sudden one of my posts began to get more hits than my all time favorite "Being Southern: A Tutorial". It was "FRIDAY 8/24/12". So I dug out where the hits were coming from and discovered that the source of thousands of people was this image.


Not only that, but if you go to Google Images and type in Strap-on, my image (or at least the one that leads to Folio Olio) is the first image.

This is the way I look when I tell the truth but somebody doesn't believe me....

Every poker player in the world when he finds out he folded winners...

You know that awkward moment when you tell a joke and people kind of laugh and you sense that don't get it and you don't know whether to explain it to them or not.



This is an award winning photograph. I can see why....

Most of us don't live on desert islands, so this is what we do........we meet people.


 Then don't ask the government to give you free contraception. 


Hemp is illegal. We have lost our minds. That is all.
What if the cure to cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?



Oh, my.....

You might want to look at this carefully...

I'm not anti-social.
I'm selectively social.
There's a difference.



Russia and Japan still haven't signed a peace treaty to end WWII.



I painted a mural of music before, very similar to this. Although I used hand written music by all the great composers...

Cracked iPhone = porn image....


Well, that good...right............right?!

The motherfucker was safe!

Neiman Marcus sells this chicken coop for $100K....
This is the inside...

I hate when people compare Albert Einstein to god. I mean he's great and all, but he's no Albert Einstein. 



That awkward moment when you are digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.



What if you could be rich forever, but you had to go to the bathroom through your nose?



I wonder if anyone at PETA has ever used the expression "kill two birds with one stone" at a meeting by accident?



Resin poured into an anthill.....

New pants designs....

You think these words have ever been arranged in that order before?

This is what my wife looks like every time I get a haircut...

Have you ever been walking along and farted so good that the warmth sort of lubricates you butt cheeks?



One book with every color in the world...


Dear Young Men,
Foot rubbing will get you fucked more often than roses.
Your welcome


These are not my Gamecocks. One of the best signs I saw read: Nobody can lick our cocks.

"I like pulling the wings off flies. It's only a hobby of mine, but I'm thinking of turning pro."



Great! My book ran out of batteries.
Stupid future.




The maid of the movie producer in the Godfather...

Worth the read....

I could not do this job without some heavy-duty meds....

Will a turtle die if someone sucks its penis? Just asking.





I hardly ever do this, so get ready.
I am going to recommend a movie. "Tucker and Dale vs Evil".
Let me know if you watch it.



On the first day of school, I used to put the class rules on the board...
 There were two of them:
Do good stuff.
Don't do bad stuff.


You may have noticed that I don't label the "One of my very own" images anymore. I don't know why....laziness?

We call women like this Self-starters...


Works best as you scroll down....



Wouldn't you love to hear their conversation.....


Not today, old buddy. The last time I was on a train it looked and smelled like the waiting room at county lock-up.....



I love trees.....
 Now you're just showing off...

And now....it's all over the internet....
 I'm sure your sister thought it was worth it.
Or, just another reason not to pass-out on the beach with sorority sisters.


You have it on backwards.....
 But honestly, I don't think she gives a shit.

From time to time, this is the way I peer into the toilet after a shit....


I bet you didn't see this coming...

I laugh like this often....honest...and it's a good thing.








There's a full post tomorrow.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That strap-on image is from a funny scene of the show Weeds. She pulls it out of a drawer, he smiles and says "you think you can handle that?"
She says "it's not for me" and then that's the look on his face...

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