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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, November 9, 2012

FRIDAY 11/9/12


When it all comes back to basics, this is what the election boiled down to...

This young Syrian knows some of his weapons are defective...but he fights on...
Also, remember that he knows there will be no medical care for him if something goes south.

Exercising done wrong...
Exercising done right...

I'm getting real mixed signals here...
"Give that motherfucker a real pounding" can be taken several ways.


LET'S ADDRESS LEGALLY GETTING HIGH


Buy stock in Dorito's now!!



All those religious fanatics who said homosexuals should be stoned....are getting their wish!


This is what the Colorado border looked like this morning...

Two down and 48 to go...


I know exactly what these tools are used for and you don't...

It's time to revisit this image. I mean...DAMN!

Remember what the little bumps are?
They are braille directions to the clitoris.

Interesting read on the whole mortality thing...

Ever had one of those days when it seems like it's been today for a while now?



Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.



Why the fuck doesn't anybody lock their cars in the movies?



You think that Ann Romney is secretly glad that she doesn't have to move into a smaller house?



This is me in public when my wife whispers, "Did you fart?"

One idea of what the flag would look like if Porte Rica becomes a state. 
Of course, that's not the way it's done. There will be two states admitted next time....one leaning right, one leaning left. 

Curiosity photographed itself in pieces, then jointed to create a whole...

This guy is ready to ride the border between Norway and Sweden...

Apparently, beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the fuck up.



Well.....damn, girl.....you might want just a tad of mystery in your approach...

The original Gerber Baby now...in her 80's...

I think that the term "food stamps" should be changed to "other people's money", then just get the whole problem out on the table...

This is the Australian Prime Minister....I love shit like this...

My favorite work of fiction is the suggested serving size written on a bag of potato chips.



Speaking of the advantages of being Prime Minister...

TRUE:   In Singapore, if you don't flush the public toilet you can be fined $500.



The skin under my wife's eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.



I think 90% of happiness is being willing to let go of the life you planned and just live the life you have.
I mean it. It's that simple.



Human ingenuity never ceases to amaze me...

I refuse to be one of those old people who hate something just because young people enjoy it. My advice to my old friends is to shut the fuck up, get out of the fucking way and smile at their joy.



Believe it or not, I have no comment about this...

And, of course, she blames her boyfriend....

This is the same thing that happens to me when I "accidentally" smell a girls ass on the bus...

I was arrested once. I see I was in some pretty good company...

Do you have any idea who this is? Look at it a minute before you scroll down...
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, or as we know him, Alex Trebek.


A chair repaired with very cheap belts from Goodwill...

A headline you may have missed...

Well, this explains a lot about the Irish...

And he nailed the strike...

This is what I think is happening when I pee at somebody's house...

Many drinks come with olives, or cherries, or onions in them. This drink is made with something else. Try to guess before you scroll down.
The drink contains a severed human toe. Way up north, most were cut off due to frost bite, but some were accidental. Anyway, if you look carefully at that image, you can see the toenail.


This is your bride on drugs. Not even once...

Remember, when someone tells you that you look familiar, respond with, "Do you watch porn?"



TRUE:  My wife and I bought each other our Christmas gifts today. It was quick and painless way to send products to the suffering in NY and NJ....products they say they need.
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What if the chicken crossed the road to participated in some sexual perversion so out of the mainstream that no parent could ever discuss it with their child?



Post turtle sex euphoria...

That moron who made that bad anti-muslim film has been sent to jail for a year. I'm working up an over/under bet for him being among the living.....39 days.



Have you ever really looked at a pineapple? I mean really looked.



The best fake arm so far...

Hemingway...

Sunlight focused through vodka set a liquor store on fire...

I walked in and found my wife sobbing as she read from some slips of paper. I asked what she was doing. She said, "I'm reading all the notes you ever left me."
I lifted one and it said, "We're out of milk."



Cramer about to barge into Jerry's apartment...


THERE WILL BE NO POST TOMORROW...SATURDAY.

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