FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY KIBITZER #1426

Embarrassment Threshold: 0....

America just allowed women into combat.

James Dean robbing Ronald Reagan...

It's important to be a very creative masturbator.

TRUE: I once ordered a pizza and told the driver I would give him $20 for a 12 pack of cold Bud Light, and he brought it...

(this is not he)

Modular apartments. I like the whole idea...

Can you spell lemmings, boys and girls...

Did you know you can do this and find out all about any image you find on line?

I came upon this image and wanted to know who he was.

So I followed the instructions above and found out that he is Glenn Gould, a Canadian classical pianist.
I felt a little smug about the whole affair.

Another case of faked insurance fraud gone very, very wrong...

In parts of the world, mainly Russia, you get a friend with a camera, a few friends as "witnesses", then you moderately injury yourself on a stopped vehicle...then you sue the shit out of somebody. This has gotten so wide-spread that almost everyone has a dash cam.
I have found that the internet has gotten much more interesting since the Russians discovered cell cameras. Tomorrow we will see how they change lanes in Russia, from a dash cam, of course.

Well, don't you want to know?

Civilization: An elaborate conspiracy to make me wear pants.

W. Somerset Maugham...

This is one of the damnest things I've ever heard of...

Speaking of fecal matter...

Do you believers even read your own damn book?!

Pull the trigger?

Look carefully...

Porn star awards.....oh, my....

My wife fucks up lines all the time. She stands there, waits for the clerk to tell her the total, then....THEN digs out her always lost wallet and tries to find the exact change. When asked why she didn't have her coin purse ready is met with sighs and rolled eyes that have been know to detach retinas.

So......this gets them laid?

Shit you don't see everyday...

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

This is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.

Tried to use the image search on this image, but no go.
Oh, well....

Well, I guess this would surely curtail that Russian insurance scam...

Rule #1: Don't. Let. Go. Of. Razor. Sharp. Sword.

Old gas station...but look at the Jeep...it has hardly changed...

Giraffic Park...

Abandoned cars after Sandy...

I guess it depends on how big your bible actually is...

Nuclear power plant in Pennsylvania creates own snow field...(blue wedge)...

Yeah, a Mosberg 500 will kick your ass...

Evidence suggest that a black hole is, in fact, crescent shaped...

How to identify a serious drinker...

Coin operated cat wash: One of the funniest things I've ever seen...

So...ah...who's going to get the motherfucker out of there?

Hindu humor...

We've all had mornings like this, haven't we...

We should all take public transportation...for the good of the economy...

My newest friend has gone full Uncle Ralph denim...

For the kid who has everything...

If this happened right in the middle of Central Park with hundreds of cameras, I would just smile and wish for the best....but it would not drastically alter my world view...meaning, I might watch the news more often, but I wouldn't alter my schedule all that much. I would be curious, of course, but shocked? No.