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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

THURSDAY #1443




Fuck the pope. Fuck the vatican. Fuck the new pope. There, I've said it...


Let's see if you have a stick up your ass, shall we?

Never have understood the rationale for this....anybody?...


What's the use being born in the upper class if you can be killed by the lower class?



Speaking of Planets of the Apes, this prick was also a complete asshole in Rise the Planet of the Apes...

My bet is, he will always be cast as an asshole.

I tried this and it worked. I found a W2 from 1994...

I normally hate that people are always trying to give me advice on photography sites, but I agree with this one...

It will look great in a mirror....she thought...

Made the coffee for my wife this morning. Now I whine, "But I made the coffee," every time she asks me to do something.



Fuck the police...

Many years ago, I knew a man in the restaurant business. He proved that it was not cost effective to pay someone to even count the pennies. And that was 30 years ago.



This is the newest design in lunar vehicles. It can do a bunch of things, like constructing building, but it's legs allow it "walk" over just about anything the moon has to throw at it...

Speaking of space...

This is a denim prison jacket. I had one once. I loved it and am looking for another. All I can find are real ones that go for around $200. If anyone finds one, let me know.

Have you ever not liked someone so much that you wish you could unmeet them?


Never had understood the whole can eat, can't eat thing. I think we all ought to just put it all behind us and eat whatever is cheap and available.

The outside edges of this slab is coated with a hydrophobic substance. It has many uses...

I need a woman who loves me for my money and who is bad a math.



Your wife's sex tape has arrived....
"I've been looking for my motorcycle for three weeks."
That's the punchline to an old, old joke.

Kind of reminds me of the Library of Alexandria...

The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.



Pain makes you stronger.

Tears make you braver.
A broken heart makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap.


Taco Cat spelled backwards.....




My wife is my favorite person to avoid going to the gym with.


Hey, Bruce, check this out...

Every media outlet who obsessively covered and glorified the "live gun battle" in the mountains is disqualified from criticizing violent video games.



I wonder what gives Canadians more press freedom than the US?

I've been thinking about this for a few days.
This guy keeps himself and his family alive by cutting hair. I find that extraordinary. 
But then you think of what it is that the rest of us do. Somebody had to sell him the scissors. Somebody had to make the scissors. Somebody had to make the factory where the scissors are made. Some body had to cook the food for the workers who make the scissors.
You see where I am going. We are all but tiny cogs in the machinery that keeps us all in business.

This woman escaped from North Korea. Every day she looks over the border at her homeland.
I can only assume she left family.

Rail systems...yeah, it sort of like this...

Most people's resume is basically a list of things they hate to do.



This is me peering down the hole in a Porta-Potty....

Speaking of jobs, these two guys have the best ever...
Porn. It's what the internet is for.


One of my very own...

I sure wish somebody would teach me how to use Photoshop. I think I would be good at it.

This is kind of fun....fake, but fun. You can pick out almost any figure and find a duplicate of it at least once.

When I build things, I do stuff like this all the time...

One of my very own...

Can you imagine what would be said if a Republican president were conducting these drone strikes?



Damn, Japan, you need a hobby...

The internet ain't done with this yet...
The internet has had fun with this bitch, too, but this is the last from me...

?????

Skynet knows.



There is a sea slug that is capable of detaching, re-growing and then re-using it's own penis.




If you think this is....pleasant....
...you might want to read this...

So, ah, how strong are these bad boys?
20 strong men barely slowed it down...

Damn, girl, I wouldn't go blabbing that all over town...

Gentlemen,

If you adorn yourself with gold, any gold, you are different from this man in degrees only.
The shirt is also gold, by the way.


2 comments:

Jambe said...

Yay Tim Minchin! Adam Buxton re-released his 6-year-old video about a New Pope (hehe) just the other day, in celebration of the Pope's resignation. I think you'd approve: http://youtu.be/pP1rmsCPbQU

I've long maintained that all sporting groups which devolve into bureaucracy are inherently silly. So that constitutes all professional sports, the Olympics, and most collegiate sports (which is a shame, but nothing can stop our consumerism).

Also, fencing is great, dammit. Tangentially, quash and racquetball are also great, and it's neat to watch 'em through those glass-walled courts.

A fun diversion:

http://fakeisthenewreal.org/reform/

Ralph Henry said...

Batman with a hard-on. You sly fox, you.

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