THURSDAY #1478

A headline one would not expect...

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

I want the job that Rick’s dead wife has. Show up once or twice a day and stand there, say nothing and no close-ups...and STILL get paid.

I finished "Money Dispenser" and mounted it to a door frame...

It's right below my favorite hot water bottle...

...and right across from my rope installation...

 I wanted to call it "12 1/2' of Good Hemp Rope", but it wouldn't fit...

Oh, look, a picture from my last family reunion...

Don't get me started on the insanity of forbidding hemp in this country.

Why do we have to be dragged yelling and kicking into sanity policy?

Well, that explains a lot...

There is so very much wrong with this...

Watched a movie whereby the tank ran over a whole stack of "supplies" which were really just empty cardboard boxes...

 Notice how everyone is looking at the mishap.

I take no pride in being against this war from the onset...

Very effective...

Daisy Morris found a fossil of undiscovered fossil dino  which was named after her...

This is the Facebook photo of a teenager who tried to rob a woman who told him he had no money. So he shot her baby point blank in the face...

He was a teenager.

Found a GIF of that pool table I posted earlier...

My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a dick and not letting me cheat.

Another of my high contrast...

I was hired to install a mosaic of beach goers on the front of a hotel. I got on the roof - 13 floors up - and photographed dozens of people around the pool to use as models.

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Thing white people say: "Oh, darn, I broke my squash racket."

The other evening my wife was telling me a story about a kid she knows that played music at Obama's inauguration...but this most liberal woman in the world pronounced it "in-nigger-ation". She caught herself immediately, but by then I was howling.

A line in a recent movie I watched:
"He does scare my kids when they come over to visit their daddy, and my kids are in their twenties.

 If I saw something this beautiful, I would feel compelled to jack off on the spot.

Guy uses shadow of random objects to form art...

One of several posters done about abuse awareness. What's interesting is that the wound is the exact same shape as the sound wave of the pronunciation of a derogatory term...

They did a survey about Americans' view on gay marriage. A very large percent stated that they have changed their minds to no favor it, but no one said they had changed their minds so that now they oppose it.
Interesting.

What a dad....what a fucking dad...

 Ditto dad....

Reading is one from of escape. Running for your life is another.

One of my very own...

Spell Taco Cat backwards.


Motivation or de-motivation?

Ever notice that every Subway restaurant smells exactly the same?


OOMVO...

One does not simply stroll into a mosh pit.

How appropriate...

You think any depressed bird ever flew into a ceiling fan on purpose?

You can always tell whether or not I forgot someone's name by how enthusiastically I say "Hey."


I think this is one of those fish that eats coral...

You know your health issue is bad when Google can't auto fill it.

You might have to look closely to get the gag...

Here's a hint...

And this smart-ass motherfucker solves three cubes WHILE JUGGLING THEM!!!!!

I would have bet money that this didn't exist...

How 50% of porn flicks begin...

If that shocked you, you need to do some research. In every major city everyone knows where the murders were committed....the slums. Further, murder rates have dropped 50% since then.
Plus, I would take every suicide off the list. If a person wants to kill themselves, they will find a way...guns or no guns.

At what angle does a wave have to get before it rolls?

 90 degrees.

Watched a movie where every fucking sound was spelled out. There were "Door Closes", "Light Switch Clicks" and "Face Slap". I thought it excessive....

I made a tool to make bricks like this. Using Liquid Nail, I glued a sheet of one inch foam rubber onto a piece of 2'x2' plywood. When dry I ran it through the table saw to yield desired size, then screwed a screen door handle to the wood.

Then all you do is dip the foam in paint, touch it to the wall, and re-dip foam...