If you do not want to take the time to read this, I will understand.
EVERYTHING LOOKS
LIKE IT’S BEEN DIPPED IN PLASTIC.
Christains don’t have to do anything special..muslim’s pray on a rug, journey, many
others wear identifying hats and clothing, eat special foods, etc. But
Christians just go to church and in public are totally unidentifiable.
Rights and
liberties…everyone in charge wants them. Liberals want my big cokes, guns,
Conservatives want
my drugs, medical options,
Beer and idleness
party
All hail Queen
___-
You look like you
are dressed to tour the Reagan Library.
For fucks sake
Lollapalooza
Video games…waste
of time
I understand why a
man, whose mustache grows straight down, would want to trim it just to not fuck
up eating. I myself am sick and tired of the hassle of washing such long hair.
The combing and shit is quickly reaching the cut it off stage.
TRY AND GIVE LESS
OF A SHIT.
STOP POINTING YOUR TITS AT MY EYEBALLS.
These are the
droids you’ve been looking for.
Why wear clothes
at all?
Canadian…prostitution, who made up law and why…always ask
why…monogamy, gambling, nudity, drugs
When popular blog
reblogs my post
Man said…Our
religion is the only tie we have to our past.
Don’t over think everything. Life is really
not that complicated.
DRESS CODE…make it
voluntary for a month and you will see people’s true style.
Michael Jordan
elastic leg, Michael Jackson one glove,
Music not to piss
anybody off, smell added to air conditioning, must have coat and tie to get in.
TRAVAILS OF A
LOVING HUSBAND
Man complained
about not allowed to spank children anymore, then later…his youngest daughter
has thrown away her life…jail, drugs.
To you, you are
the most important person on the planet.
Worship the past.
Smoking dope with
your grown child.
I always find it
interesting that women astronauts in movies always have perfect make-up on.
Religion…but we
are taught that we are not suppose to understand it all.
The first rule of
art club is not to talk about art club.
Saw a caboose
today.
Smoking….breastfeeding,
smell of curry, shooting range in the corner,
FRACTALS USED TO
DESIGN ANTENNA FOR CELL PHONES.
BEEF and chicken
sandwiches, but no pork except for bbq
Billionaires
pulling out of stock market, especially those companies dependent on consumer
spending.
What is the motivation
for students who know they can’t find a job.
He’s one of those
people who gets hit in dodgeball and keeps playing.
Tried fist bumps
for a while due to germs
You have no idea
how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Good friends
discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Oh, they have the
internet on computers now.
ALCOHOL: The best
night-time, speech slurring, headache creating, dehydration having, drink
spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance medicine.
I’m sorry, could
you repeat that? I don’t speak Never-been-laid”.
Everybody needs a
hobby.
Egyptian history,
roman history…no Moses, no Jesuss
The Google-owned online video site is getting ready to enter the
subscription business, according to people with knowledge of the situation.
Very smart man
told me that he just didn’t want to think about religion. He was fine where he
was and there was no need to consider anything else.
Look up images of
botched circumcisions.
Might as well stick your dick in the mashed potatoes, my friends.
It's gonna be that kind of party.
When did you
choose to be straight.
North Korea people
think they live in best of all possible world and adore their leader…just like
Christians.
Why would people
make up such a story? Internet lies, David Kerish, etc
Cults…we are
programmed for them.
And no matter what
you do, all you have to do is pray for forgiveness and all is forgiven….my, oh,
my.
Imagine if you
were a….say, Eskimo, and someone brought you a story. He was supposed to
believe it without being allowed to ask questions.
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