WEDNESDAY #1515

Yesterday, Seattle, Washington was the warmest city in the US....go fucking figure...

This man could teach a graduate class on how to become an instant internet meme...

My wife has her own sense of decorum.
My yard is littered with such things as baby doll heads...

...and headless statuettes...

Now her sense of the macabre has moved inside...

(note Krispy Kreme hat and glasses shaped like a bicycle)

I really like these late afternoon shadow images, now modified into a mural...

This is one of my favorite...

1000 words...

What motivated the first person who invented brownie batter that it needed to be cooked?


I am of the opinion that the whole system has let us down.
There appears to be others that share my view...

Leonardo da Vinci was known to call bacon "The Crunchy Bark of the Tree of Knowledge". I couldn't agree more.


If you are entertained by this, don't visit me...

This is the way everybody looks after biting their nails after taking their finger out of their ear...

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger.


Damn!

Explain this to me:
A woman can have sex with a man and it is legal.
A woman can not have sex with a man for money or it is illegal.
A woman can have sex with a man for money if it is filmed and the porn is legal.

Wait for it....wait for it....

My wife is so good at giving head that she won a hotdog eating contest......because she sucked all the judges' dicks.

For the man who has everything...

The down side to being a nice person is that god rewards you with a constant stream of weirdos who want to talk to you.

This silicon 28 isotope ball is the roundest object in the world...

It is used as some sort of standard measurement. The documentary said that if the earth was a smooth as that ball, the highest mountain on the planet would be four human hairs high. 

It was stated that this is the first Sikh in the army. I'm assuming they cut him some slack on the camo turban...

In 1914 this woman went back and stood on the auction block where she had been sold as a slave...

One of my very own...

"All we are saaaaayiiiiing, is give peace a chance," indeed...

Traffic cop in North Korea where there is no traffic...

I have nightmares about such things...

This is the way I look watching my Gamecocks baseball team fall completely apart...

We may not even make it to the World Series.

It's official...

Museum in Amsterdam has been closed for years for renovations. It just reopened...

This is Rembrandt's Night Watch...

There are some weird ass shit happening in that painting. When I looked it up again, I remembered one of my most prized possessions.
This is an antique match book holder...

It features an embossing of a portion of Night Watch...

The back has another Rembrandt...

This is the inside showing how it was made...

This mattress was left on top of the snow and shielded that portion of the snow from the sun...

Just like these harder stones shielded the softer rock...

I can't help it. When I see showoffs getting their comeuppance, I feel the need to share... 

What if I told you I meant to type the word "ducking" exactly zero times since I bought this ducking phone.

This guy must be the president of the cynics club...

Tattoo?

Don't let the bastards get you down.
Stay on the sunny side of life.

I am always amused when there are a group of people in a movie all shooting at the same thing, but all the guns are pointing in different directions...

This is what shell shock looks like...

This is a captured 14 years old German "soldier"...

I ran into an old college buddy who reminded me of the time I overslept for a 4pm class.

I have a friend who is a PE teacher. He will like this...

There is a VW commercial where a father is trying to teach his son to throw a ball and has the worse form imaginable. I think of my friend every time I see it.