I would like to bore all my other Gentle Readers with a special shout out to you commenters. You light up my day, and I want to sincerely thank you.
Now let's continue....
I'm starting to get worried. Marijuana, gay rights, and personal rights not to be spied upon is now a shared concern of the majority of Americans....
This is what passes as "Breaking News" nowadays...
"If my ripped jeans keep ripping I'll need to buy new ripped jeans," she said.
This reminded me of the time I drove all over town with a can of beer on my bumper just like this. When I got home, it was still there...
And your point is.....?
You know those little sex houses that have those holes in the front for sticking your dick in? Well, apparently those are for birds.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
When I hear someone say that they enjoy a really stupid TV show, I judge them...
A serious Lucille Ball...
I saw her in a movie about a plane crash in the jungle. On board there was a handcuffed criminal and when the passengers came under attack they had to decide whether to give the criminal a gun.
The one on the left looks like Queen Victoria...
I watched a man explain why he thinks that Queen Victoria was really a man....all palace intrigue.
I still find the fact that islands are the tops of mountains fascinating..
Can you imagine the construction skills this took...
Good music doesn't have an expiration date.
I think this is the same concept as syphoning water with a hose...
People who say they are going to drop somebody "like a bad habit" have obviously never had a bad habit.
I couldn't have said it better myself...
The owner made a T-shaped handle so the dog can hold the paint brush...
One of my very own...
Texas just executed their 500th person.
In the defense of Texas, 393 of them were guilty.
Elements and Country of Discovery...
I am almost positive that that last row of mostly US is the results of nuclear weapons tests. Anybody know for sure?
The pope has finally lifted the ban on condoms; ensuing training, however, was spotty at best...although no one would dare use the word "humorous"...
The pope has finally lifted the ban on condoms; ensuing training, however, was spotty at best...although no one would dare use the word "humorous"...
Please, for the love of sanity, tell me this is photoshopped...
It reminds me of that fucking US Highway 150 in Colorado.
What fun!
Does my addiction to Trix Cereal make my childhood look traumatic?
Miracle at Walmart...
You would think he would have learned that lesson years ago....
Anyone who uses ad hominem attacks is worse than Hitler.
What if we all gave the NSA permission to spy on us with those "I agree to the terms and conditions" that nobody reads?
"Take me to your dealer."
My blog responsibilities is one of the reasons I'm not out there committing felonies.
REMINDER: Next Friday the wife and I are going to test our marriage with a month long road trip, so the posts may be....spotty. I'll do my best, but quite honestly, I will have a lot on my plate.
The US is able to blow an enemy aircraft out of the air from 40 miles away. Yet in Sci-Fi flicks those ET fucks can't hit shit with their laser guns...Thin Star Wars and Independence Day.
I used to have a whole section called "Women who look like sluts but probably aren't." I stopped doing that when reminded of this very thing....
(boy that escalated quickly)
Fuck the police...
I always find it funny when a woman with enough cleavage to high an unabridged dictionary gets upset like this....
The day my wife found out I threw out all of her old magazines...
No idea...
My friend was
visiting a restaurant at some Indian reservation someplace and walked into a restaurant with
her friends. In the foray they studied the map of tribe names and locations for a while,
then entered the main room. After seating themselves a waitress (dressed in
traditional garb) walked up and said, “I’m Ahminushi.” My friend asked, “Where is your tribe
from? We didn’t see Ahminushi on the map.” The waitress repeated more slowly….”I’m a
menu shy.”
There is a very, very thin line beween smelling nice and reeking like a chemical factory.
This has father involvement written all over it...
Woman who looks like and art photograph and probably is...
A witness at a trail was listed as Jonathan Good, Neighbor.
I smile at such things.
After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were three
finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the
circumstances...
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair
..... Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same
instructions.... He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she
said. 'I had to kill him with the chair!'
interviews and testing were done, there were three
finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the
circumstances...
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair
..... Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same
instructions.... He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she
said. 'I had to kill him with the chair!'
1 comment:
Yes, weapons research had much to do with discovery of the heavier actinides, although the discoveries were going to happen regardless. See:
Wikipedia on actinide discovery, isolation and synthesis
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