FOLIO OLIO: HALLOWEEN FRIDAY #2154

I forgot part of my Third Spheroid story.
While I was sweating out the diagnosis, I thought about how great it would be if my nutsack killed me. It reminded me of when my daughter warned me not to post images of Mohammed because someone might behead me. I responded that it would be a great way to die. Here's my rationale.
Imagine years from now my relatives are asked how their father/husband died and they would say, "A crazed Muslim beheaded him." Sounds so much better than such lame things as heart attack.
Then you have to admit, having these same people have to say, "His nutsack finally did him in," would be fucking hilarious.

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(Anti-Social Behavior Order)

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That's a new website for helping you find good flicks on Netflix.

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The Russian are going to do this thing.

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The possible role of neonicotinoids in the delcine of bees. A new class of insecticides first introduced in 1994 that is relatively harmless to people and animals — neonicotinoids. Now added routinely as a coating on seeds, neonicotinoids provide additional insurance against soil pests. And, like the genetic traits, they become an intrinsic part of the plant as it grows. Dozens of studies have now found that low doses of neonicotinoids may not kill bees outright, but can cripple their highly sophisticated navigational and communication skills, and hamper a queen’s reproduction.

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Your mouth makes the same motion as your butt when you say poop and when you poop.

Korean English book...

Fucker knows Americans pretty damn well.

Watch his footwork...

Pain is the check engine light of the body.

Oh, really? You are worth what you are worth. If you don't know how to do anything that people are willing to pay you good money to do, then you may want to reevaluate some of your life choices.

Country music, where anything can rhyme if you put enough accent on it. Like “horrid” and “forehead”. Or Johnny Cash and “Momma sang tenor, me and my brother would jump right in there.” Yes, he rhymed that.

Wait for it......wait for it....

Speaking of...

Amazing that most of us can get the gist of this...

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Saw this emoticon (?) yesterday:

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A server told me that usually his blood alcohol level was higher than his GPA.

Daily hygiene routines (like hand washing) relieved feelings of guilt and shame after behaving unethically. Trust me on this one. And relatedly, 90% of the hands you shake are used for masturbation.