FOLIO OLIO: WEDNESDAY #2159

Did you vote?

Being laid off should give you plenty of time to vote for either of the candidates who don't give a shit about you.

I hope you appreciate being a voter in a battleground state, because it's probably the last time anyone will give a shit what you think.

Then there is the outright cheating...

In the United States there is almost a zero percent chance that anyone could vote who wasn't supposed to vote and change the results of an election. That's a fact. But really dumb people most often vote Democratic and they are the most likely not to have a photo ID in 2014...no photo ID...think about that. So if the opposition passes a law to require citizens to actually join the 21st century, they have a better chance of winning. It's fucking genius.

That last paragraph I wrote just to make my wife fume. It should be taken with one of those cattle feeder blocks of salt.

A centaur in disguise...

Something, I must admit, I've never thought about having to think about....ever.

That took me much longer than it should have.

That there is a need for such a sign is disgusting...

Have you ever been in a situation where you felt the need to ask your wife if she had that mustache when you married her?

Once you have a collider, every problem starts to look like a particle.

So, how did the Native Americans have all their fruit if there were no bees in America until Europeans brought them here?

I think that is a rabbit...

The chairs had to belong to somebody....

And he allowed them to take this abuse for the common good.

What exactly does a TV smell like?

Most people don’t know it, but there is a rule that states that if the guy pays for the first date meal, the girl is required to go down on him before she takes her next shit. It's just common courtesy.

Sometimes I watch porn just to get décor ideas.

See anything odd about this...

There is a large face formed by the objects on the table.
Squint your eyes.

Okay, here's the deal...

She had to have practiced that. If a man could practice ANYTHING that would satisfy every woman he's with, he would do it....guaranteed. So, women, let's get to practicing.

I've never seen a fish like this...

But seeing how it's transparent, that doesn't surprise me.

I wrote this book many years ago...

It's about a very smart dolphin named, Protagonis, who taught himself to talk to humans.

Julia Roberts – "Not having cosmetic surgery was a risk."

Think about that statement for a minute.

No photoshop this....

People are so rude. Today this woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she’s never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before.

I had to watch this a couple of times to understand what was going on...

I will confess that my first reaction at seeing a bevy of topless women would not be to strike them with a baton.

I never knew there was such a thing...

I will let this speak for itself...

A river's course over years...

And that, Gentle Reader, is the problem with rivers forming borders.

One of my newer One Of My Very Own...

This is a sign.....A SIGN!!

I want to become a millionaire in the most American way: through Monopoly at McDonalds.

There were photos of the children. I chose not to post them.

This was 3D printed....

In other news, Tunisians voted most photogenic people in world.

I would so love to design a building with unlimited funds. I would have shit like this everywhere...

This is so beautiful, yet it was vandalized...

As I understand it, one of the columns was removed and shipped back to England. It took decades to get it returned. By the cleanliness, I would guess the one on the right.

Photography...

Now that's what I call a high jump...

For all you football fans out there...

Not sure if this is real, but if it's not, it ought to be...

Let’s revisit pi. I got raked over the coals the last time I posted my dissatisfaction with pi, but I’m going to give it one more try. If a rectangle has a dimension of 4x3, then the area is 12…not 12.00023234. I like preciseness. I like to be able to do an equation…any equation, and come up with a number…a real number. But nobody has ever mathematically figured out precisely the circumference of a circle. Because pi is flawed. There. I’ve said it.

Yeah, they are...