THURSDAY #2305

One Of My Very Own...

Google Map Pac Man...

 I looked and looked but couldn't find out how to do it. Aparently you play the game on a map of your neighborhood. What fun.

By the by, my city has an intersection of Laurel and Harding

Submersible and the Giant Squid. It is estimated that it is about the size of a 747's...

...toilet seat.

Armadillo in defensive posture...

Crossword: Where you trade tender for tenders. KFC

Meet me at 60th and 60th...

If you are in Queens, NY, you have a multitude of choices - 9 intersections and 28 corners by my count.

This is why the Israeli's say that the Arabs can't shoot...

Apeshit

ape·shit (āp′shĭt′)

adj., vulgar slang

A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

Chad went apeshit when Tammi puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.

Of course he did. 

There is an Indy car racer named Will Power.

Shit you don't see every day...

I'm still in awe about this...

Baliwood films...

 You got to love Indian movies.

A local bar has an area where you can rent a locker to store your phone while it charges...

This is a real distracted driver...

She doesn't even seem to be all that concerned about it.

This is what happens during a side impact...

 And that's why you wear a seat belt in the back seat.

We should all still be concerned about the bees...

I really don't know what the solution is, but I'm sure some really smart people are working on it.

What are your thoughts on this?

 If you were bent on evil, which sign would deter you?

The subway starts moving and I see how long I can go without holding on...

I’m no magician, but I can turn 20 minutes of work into 8 hours of complaining.

Some kind of ninja orange pointy thing...

If you love something, let it go.

If you don’t love something, definitely let it go.

Basically, just drop everything, who cares.

  

Why haven't we thought of this before?

Happiness scale...

The SPOT sheet was designed in such a way that virtually every passenger will exhibit multiple ‘behaviors’ that can be assigned a SPOT sheet value...

My wife told me I should stop watching so much Netflix and read more, so I turned on the subtitles.

Nice brush work...

Even the background. Beautiful.

And this makes perfect sense to some people...

A girl once asked me to fuck her like a man so I shoved it up her ass and called her Steve.

Oh, my...

Pleasing on so many levels...

Check out all the repeating triangles.

I'm not sure if this is a watercolor or a photo filter...

 But I like it.

Austin, Texas

 Medicine bottles with clocks that reset to 0:00 when opened so you know if you forgot to take it...

Words of Widsom...