One Of My Very Own…
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Let's talk crossword puzzles, shall we?
Sunday's New York Times had some clever clues, but first the main clue. It had to do with musical anagrams such as Guns N Roses/Nurse's Song. That made it rather easy for me, but along the way were these:
(I will give you how many letter and the first letter)
1. Play thing: P _ _ _
2. Remote possibility: M _ _ _
3. Welcome to the fold: B _ _
4. Leading a moron: O _ _
5. Dough used for tortillas: D _ _ _ _ _
6. Banks with a lot of money: T _ _ _
7. Spot check: L _ _ _ _
8. Twenty something: A _ _
9. Carrier letters: U _ _
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I showed a young man the clip of the Pope eating his own booger and he said, "Adds a new meaning to the term "Nose Candy." Clever lad.
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Someone posted images said to be the shooter filming himself. I doubt it.
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Crossword Answers:
Prop, Mute, Baa, Oxy, Dinero, Tyra, Leach, ATM, USS.
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Ann Coulder expressed the
situation this way:
I wish Fox News would go a
little easier on Hillary Clinton. She’s the one we want to run against. Could
you guys just back off? Because I feel like I’m living through this, I feel
like this is déjà vu again. We used to say, ‘Oh, the next president isn’t going
to be a guy named Barack Hussein Obama.’ Our next president could be Sen.
Bernie Sanders, if you people keep this up.
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And from someone I don't know:
"When I become elected
president, what we’re going to do is we’re going to make the border a vacation
spot, it’s going to cost you $25 for a permit, and then you get $50 for every
confirmed kill."
A wine rep was discussing a fund raiser’s law for serving
alcohol to several people at the bar and explained, “They can give it away, but
they can’t sell it.” I said, “Like prostitution.”
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This kind of reminds me sitting at a bar surrounded by beautiful waitstaff...
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A Starbucks barista named Brad describes a guy who bought
365 Starbucks gift cards and registered each of them with a different birthday
so he can get a free drink every day.
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Ta-Dum-Tss...
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"Stuff that alligator in that dolphin." - God
creating sharks
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I critiqued this photo...
I critiqued this photo...
And thought it would be much better cropped like this...
As I see it, the picture is about repeated patterns and the bottom half added nothing.
But I have talked to professional (art type) photographers who thought it was cheating to alter a photo in any way. What they shot is what you got...no exceptions.
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Shit you don't see every day...
But I have talked to professional (art type) photographers who thought it was cheating to alter a photo in any way. What they shot is what you got...no exceptions.
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Shit you don't see every day...
You go, girl.
Although I do find her wrists a little titillating.
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Question: Do you think this was an accident?
Although I do find her wrists a little titillating.
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Question: Do you think this was an accident?
And if he did it once, do you think he could do it again?
My guess is that there was a mare in heat on the other side of the fence.
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If I could do this sitting down, I'd do it.
My guess is that there was a mare in heat on the other side of the fence.
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If I could do this sitting down, I'd do it.
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National
Geographic reporter Bryan Christy commissioned two fake elephant tusks embedded
with GPS, then planted them to track ivory smuggling routes from the Central
African Republic into Sudan.
If you can fool them once, why can't you do it over and over, and just ambush them en route?
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I was just wondering, with the discovery of sister earths
all over the universe, do you think there is alien life whose organs we could
harvest?
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My daughter sends me dog things like these from time to time...
I offer this...
My daughter sends me dog things like these from time to time...
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The only color skin against which I discriminate is that
strange orange color that comes from self-tan creams.
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Delaware is just sitting there like, Whatever.
And Iowa is like "Fuck the corn."
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This was a name of one of the cast on a Netflix movie...
This was a subtitle on same move...
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Is this what we desire from law enforcement?
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(not the opinion of your blogger)
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How many things can you find wrong with this picture?
Did you catch the white shoes? Or the man purse? Or the butt crack? And who would want to photograph a chimp puking? Not one person BUT TWO!
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Testing your observation...a game we play often here on Folio Olio...
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Another example of why the Oxford comma is a good idea.
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I am so jaded that when I read something like this I doubt it more.
“The
image was created when lightning struck while a photograph was taken during a
storm. It's not Photoshopped and hasn't undergone any post-imaging processing.”
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All hail good design...
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Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I
already did.
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My wife has started eating toilet paper so her ass can
wipe itself.
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The Jefferson
Grid
Come to find out, the guy takes a photo of one square mile of earth.
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Did you notice that each of these are just a little different from the "matching" image?
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Beer is kind of a hobby.
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Think Rothko...
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Rick
Dula, Santa Monica Pig on Pole
In my early career I photographed hundreds of utility poles just like that. I had ideas for a group of paintings, but never got around to it.
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Another chapter of "People Stupider Than us."
I wonder if he lost a hand or an eye for that?
Ah, schadenfreude.
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What it's like under a drop...
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Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for
black printer ink.
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Me Thinks...
1 comment:
I will never be able to look at a wiener/hot dog again without thinking it's someone 's finger.
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