WEDNESDAY #2442

One Of My Very Own…

It all starts with nakedness, doesn't it? 

ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com 

 This is what a nightmare looks like.

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You all should know that ISIS destroyed this 2000-year-old temple in Palmyra. But that's not the point.

 The point is, I got very upset that a hand full of "Natives" sought to stop the construction of state of the art telescopes in Hiwaii. But according to those natives, that mountain was their temple, just as important and just as cherished to them as the structure above. I'm currently reassessing my stance on the whole matter.

Homemade Kurdish Tanks

 The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Most Americans own a smart phone and an expensive laptop which they use to go online and check that they have no money.

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Guess what this guy is doing.

I was confused until I looked at the display on the shelf.

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How can a speed boat ride on a huge lake compete with Mario?

 Why sitting on the front row looking at your phone is a bad idea.

Fuck the bitch.

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Pictures that speak for themselves...

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If you cut a hole in a net the net will have fewer holes.

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Painted Ladies!!

 Only my oldest viewers will remember those.

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(I found that hilarious) 
This man talks directly to god. 

Or so they tell me.

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Why schools want to cut head lice infections off at the bud, as it were.

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Eat invasive species and enjoy guilt-free meat

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Guess what these are...

 Bower birds attract females using their decorating skills.

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Every year, falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks, but the families of the shark victims are less embarrassed.

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And to think, there was a reason this sign was written...

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For the life of me I can't understand how they got away with letting people that close to the action.

That has got to be one of the stupidest stunts I have ever seen.

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They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever my wife has been eating 26 a day.

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Wedding cake...

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 The best advice my uncle ever gave me was, "Lick it before you stick it."

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Those zany Germans...

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If the dream is a translation of waking life, waking life is also a translation of the dream.

- René Magritte

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 Something to think about.

This is a very serious question. If both the girl and the boy are shit faced, who's to say who raped whom? Further, this whole "I was drunk and now I regret it" thing should be no basis for taking away a young man's freedom and ruining his life. I don't want to put too hard an edge on it, but if you were so drunk you ended up in a guy's room naked and so drunk you couldn't have given lucid consent, then you were too drunk to even accurately remember what really happened.

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My Green Bay Packers have suffered a great blow in the pre-season. One of their best players fucked up his knee and now I'm sad.

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TRUE: A woman sat two stools over from me and ordered a pasta salad. When it arrived she attacked it, holding the rolled up meat in one hand using it to shove food on her fork. The fork was held from the far side of the bowl facing her, like cowboys around a campfire. When she finished eating, she looked at her filthy fingers, then ran those fingers – all ten of them – through her hair…I swear. It’s things like that that makes me appreciate my wife.

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Black people taught Christianity by their masters. The same Christianity that tells slaves to respect their masters even if those masters are abusive. And black people fell for it hook, line and sinker. Well played, slave masters, well played.

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I was eating a hot dog the other day and two guys gave me their numbers.

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Have you ever read something in the newspaper so funny that you laughed so hard you fell off the toilet and accidentally shit a little on the floor?

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(Is this the future we dreamed of? Now remember my discussion about a class of people created just to control the Useless Class)

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The wireless mouse was invented so there would be one less thing to hang yourself with.

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"Does this look infected to you?" 

 - Nevan Doyle

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I love whispering to people "Look behind you, but don’t be obvious about it," and then watch how they do it. It's like a hobby of mine.

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For whatever reason a retired pro football player happened in the American Legion where I used to hang out. A friend of mine handed me the guy’s Super Bowl ring to examine. I handed it back and said, “What’s that?” My friend gushed, “It’s a Super Bowl ring!” I just looked at the huge black football player and said, “Never heard of it,” then walked toward the door. I did turn around and join in the laughs.

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Advicings From Me To You...