One Of My Very Own...
> There are thousands of children over one year old in California who have never seen rain. That's amazing.
> Let's talk insanity, shall we.
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The U.S.
Army plans to obliterate Russian and Chinese drones with a huge chain gun.
After we developed a new method of killing, we had to invent a way to defend
ourselves against it.
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Thousands of these beautiful things were destroyed for scrap. Sad, that.
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My kind of place.
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This
Iraqi potter makes mud ovens to be used for baking bread.
Wow! I watched an African woman make a pot about that big. It's too big to put on a potter's wheel to spin it around, so the potter walks around it in a little shuffle step that they call a dance.
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Benjamin
Harrison, the 23rd President of the United States (1889–1893)
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Jim
Baker, mountain man(1818–1898), trapper, scout and guide, was a friend of Jim
Bridger and Kit Carson and one of General John C. Fremont's favorite scouts. He
was one of the most colorful figures of the old west.
He looks like an actor that I can't name. Anybody?
(added later) - I think I found him...the cyborg in Alien.
Maybe not.
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So much truth in one little painting.
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A gull
catches and swallows a starling mother as it returned to the nest.
En-gull-fed
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Amazing.
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In order to catch the ball,
one must become the ball.
- Dog Tzu
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There’s a huge difference between “Baby making faces” and
“Babymaking faces.”
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I wonder if it’s some kind of
weird conjugal visit.
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Just something else to worry about...
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Stump removal made easy.
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Two very predictable outcomes...
Bullshit.
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Anne Frank with the first
draft of her diary.
As bullshit a thing as you are likely to read all week.
And I know who it really is.
And I know who it really is.
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Nothing is illegal in space.
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This guy has got to be a father and is used to doing this kind of thing...
When my daughter was living in Japan her entire Junior year of high school, a car knocked her off her bike. My daughter confessed that it was all her fault, but that didn't keep the woman driver from hand delivering a small gift every day for a month.
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My wife told me that I will wear a pair of socks until
they turn back into loose atoms.
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I'm sorry, but at this late date, if you are going to pull this off, you have to hit right on the money...
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It is impossible for me to look at this without seeing the cartoon Pluto.
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I used to tell my daughters that every time they lied the
baby Jesus got diarrhea.
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Have you ever been so drunk that you had to concentrate
very hard not to die?
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Did you notice they are all sitting on the cross bar so they can easily reach the handhold?
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That is my kind of humor. I'm sorry, but I thought it was hilarious.
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Every teenage boy when
their mother asked why there's a ruler in the bathroom.
7 1/4", but who's counting?
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How the hell do you remain looking regal in this circumstance?
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That's What He Said...
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