One Of My Very Own...
He thinks it's a pretty big deal.
After clearing your browser history, there should be an
option to have it filled with random ‘normal’ websites instead of being all
empty.
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Only 141 to go.
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ART
Not sure about the face.
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Came for
the flip book, stayed for the WTF...
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What more proof do you deniers need?
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That reminded me of the group of guys at my bar were planning going duck hunting and invited me. I asked what kind of gun I would need and they all died laughing, no saying, "GUN?!? Well, we don't take guns! Somebody might get hurt." I said, "Oh, that kind of duck hunting."
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My kind of humor...
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Right when I think I'm losing faith in all of mankind you come upon this guy...
Goddamnit, dude, you are making the rest of us look bad.
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Every
loop is an opportunity to observe something new.
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The woman once described as the face of the depression after all these years.
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We are all virgins in the eye of a porn star.
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People who pronounce vase “voz” make me want to punch them
in the foz.
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Helen
Mirren admits she never takes her own garments away with her, instead choosing
to pick up outfits from second-hand stores as soon as she arrives at her
destination.
(that made my wife get wet)
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- Smart man. RH
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WTF? I should have screwed something like this to trees all over the country.
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My wife has an eating disorder. She eats dis order of
ribs, dis order of fries and dis order of wings…as an appetizer.
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Don't know artist's name, but they are good.
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Luke, beware the lazy side of the force.
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Odds are at least some of the dinosaurs were colored like this beauty...
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Oh, look, another headline worth sharing...
Police made a routine traffic
stop and got more than they bargained for when Roy
Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper
police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.
Here's the nuggets from the article:
Pilfered from Johnson Meats'
slaughterhouse
Why up your ass? Get them out without
potentially getting caught and fired.”
Has smuggled several thousand
eyeballs from the plant
They’re beneficial for
erectile dysfunction,
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"I once auditioned for "Man Laying
Fertilizer" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again
but to keep in mind he's straight."
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Winslow Home, from Maine painted this.
The gallery owner considered it so depressing that he wouldn't hang it without the far away sailboat in the upper left hand corner being added so that at least the poor bastard had a sliver of hope.
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A leopard enters school and lays down to rest. Quick, what do you do?
Take photos with flash, of course. It ended up injuring three people while escaping.
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Would you swim here? Look carefully.
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"I have two tear drop tattoos, one for each time I
waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me."
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Meism...
The lying cunt.
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