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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, October 30, 2015

FRIDAY #2507

One Of My Very Own…



A tune to scroll by...

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Got an education in the real murder rate in America from a commenter.
Here are the top five murder capitals...


Top 30 Murder Capitals of America:

 Damn, Michigan, what the hell is the matter with you people.
I noticed that there aren't many in the South.


The US isn't 3rd in murder rates. That would be the US Virgin Islands, with 52.6 per 100,000. The US is way down the list, with 4.7 per 100,000.



TWO FULL POSTS THIS WEEKEND!


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Pretty damn good advice...

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What an interesting concept...

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I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying.


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What you don’t sweat out when you are young will turn into tears when you are old.

-   Chinese proverb


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I may have noticed something...
In the third photo at the very top, you can see they had to erect scaffolding to support the first level. That scaffolding looks very much like an upper section.
You think they used the same pieces? I would have.

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A painted floor that I bet gets a lot of attention...

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Just something else to worry about... 

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Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they appear.


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This taxi has a silent alarm flasher to alert a driver behind the cab that there's trouble.

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Punctuality is important. It's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and arriving late to find he's already done it.

(I wonder how many people finished reading that.)

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If I ever run into my doppelgänger I'm going to steal his liver.


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"There are only two stories: someone comes to town, or someone leaves town."


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The Nietzsche Family Circus
And Friedrich Nietzsche, by Edvard Munch

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I think this would be a great idea...

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Wife: "We never talk anymore."

Me: "I know. Isn’t it amazing!"
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That looks like a beast of a truck...

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Information we all need...
But check out #6...

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I was born missing that gene that tells me when trash cans are full.


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I’m not normally stupid. I am more like advanced degree stupid.


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Word on streets not from around here...
Don't you just know that says "Fuck Mickey Mouse?"

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Hello, sailor.

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"I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."
- Dolphin bucket list.

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This is a thing.

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My wife only eats free range chicken because she only eats food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered.


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 There is something very sad about this photograph.
Time with mate….
 Speaking of...
The original "pillow talk"-scene had Marla saying "I want to have your abortion". When this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin, David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn't be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school". When Ziskin saw the new line, she was even more outraged and asked for the original line to be put back, but, as per their deal, Fincher refused.

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The WiFi went off a minute ago so my wife came out of her room. She's getting so tall!


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I was rather proud of myself...

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 Super ridiculous 260ft long car-powered slip 'n slide.

And...
Something I thought I would never see...

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I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle.

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Why women live longer than men. It's called Model Plane Roulette.

Now, why some women have trouble conceiving.

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The first dirty line in TV history happened on this show.
 "I'm going to go upstairs and help the Beaver pack his fudge."

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Let's look at this again...

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Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat.



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I was very confused about the different direction of the spinning bands...
...Until I saw the exact same thing in Earth's jet streams.

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There is an app to "legoize" a clip...
 Squint.
Here's the original.

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Getting bounced from the lesbian bar?

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 I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one.


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Political scientists and economists who've undertaken peer-reviewed research into policy outcomes have concluded that all over the world, and at every level of government, wealth inequality is correlated with corrupt policy-making in which politicians create laws and regulations that favor the rich at the expense of the wider public.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Read this about the Mickey Mouse arabic graffiti in your gif above.


https://hereandnow.wbur.org/2015/10/16/homeland-arabic-graffiti

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