FOLIO OLIO: THURSDAY #2506

One Of My Very Own…

ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

The heat index — which combines heat and humidity — may hit 165 to 170 degrees, according to numerous computer simulations in the new study.

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Me thinks they have cried wolf too often.

Speaking of...

Just something else to worry about.

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This ought to scare the shit out of you...

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Goodbye Jaco's...
"...after 104 years of having the fortune to be the neighborhood bar for lintheads, carnies, columbians, and football fans - Jaco's will be closing its doors this coming May."
I have a lot of stories about that place, but here is my favorite:
My wife was out of town and I went to Jaco's for their famous chili cheeseburger. But Janet, the owner, wasn't there and the bartender didn't know me. I had a hangover and said these exact words - "Could I have a chili cheeseburger with any lettuce, tomato, etc and just put the patty and chili on a place and I will eat it with a fork."
She flex into an arms akimbo stance and spat, "Where you think you at...Hilton fucking Head?"
She brought my burger all the way...on the bun.
By the way, the building, except the siding, looks just like it did at the turn of the century when it opened.

My friend owns all that land right next to the fairgrounds across the street from Williams-Brice Stadium where my Gamecocks play.

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A friend of my wife came into her store all agog that she had finally found one of my dollars from a Key Packet. When she asked where she said that her and her lawyer husband were taking a walk and it came floating down the gutter. She further said that her husband thought it was "silly."
Silly, indeed.

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I have a new desktop image...

Looks like he is trying to figure something out that he doesn't quite understand.

The day after tomorrow is officially called Overmorrow.

Harriet Tubman, adopted daughter and husband.

She is my pick to replace Jackson on the $20 bill.

How very interesting...

Canada erects a 5500-mile-long wall along its southern border and it expects President Trump to pay for it.

Today I learned that the average person has 8 different sexual partners in their lifetime. Today I also learned that I am a whore.

This Spillers and Bakers Pilot biscuit formed part of the survival kit in a Titanic lifeboat and was kept as a souvenir by James Fenwick, a passenger of the SS Carpathia that helped hundreds of Titanic survivors who had escaped the sinking ships on lifeboats.. To the best of our knowledge its the only example to have survived. 3½ins. x 4ins. It is sold in a photographic envelope with original notation from Mr Fenwick, "Pilot biscuit from Titanic lifeboat April 1912."

Modeling a hard plastic 'safety bra' to protect female workers at war plants.

I only know how to spell "amateur" because of Pornhub.

Under TPP, signatories are required to give their judges the power to "order the destruction of devices and products found to be involved in" breaking digital locks, such as those detailed in this year's US Copyright Office Triennial DMCA Hearing docket, which were used to identify critical vulnerabilities in vehicles, surveillance devices, voting machines, medical implants, and many other devices in our world.

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A moaner just for you...

Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

Right on their heads.

It all a matter of perspective...

Let me help you with that...

Never arm a pregnant woman.

How to copy a key.

Most serial killers keep momentoes...

This batshit crazy bastard kept heads as a masturbation aid.

Try to visualize that for a moment.

A generator housed in a little two-wheeled trailer pulled by your EV.

This 580 ton heavy Bridge Girder Erection Mega Machine constructs a bridge in China.

I tried to load the gif, but no go.

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I'll let these speak for themselves...

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The Trump boys...

Now imagine being stuck on a elevator for a few hours with either one of them.

I am scared to death (no pun intended) to give advice to a potentially suicidal person. There is always a chance I will say the one thing that will send them over the edge.

Donut pools table...