One
Of My Very Own…
I would have looked up at this and said, "Oh, look, a rocket test."
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There is some sort of anniversary of the sinking of this ship.
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Spartanburg, SC (WLTX) - A
Spartanburg a couple is facing charges after deputies say they called 9-1-1
five times because they saw possums and people jumping out of their
refrigerator and microwave.
Brandon Dwayne Terry and
Casey Dawn Fowler have been charged with unlawful use of 911.
When the deputy arrived, he
says the couple also told him that they had pictures of worms coming out of the
floor of their vehicle and pictures of other people camouflaged. The deputy
says he looked at several of the pictures which he says just showed a
basketball goal and a tree.
Deputies believe the two
were under in the influence of bath salts.
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I know a person who works for the FAA and he opined several years ago that if a terrorist really wanted to bring down airliners they would just get a job at an airport. And that looks exactly like what happened to the Russian plane.
He (and I) predict that drones will soon be their weapon of choice.
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Here's the slate for this NFL week. Last week the winner only lost 23 points. I lost 41.
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I would like to be poor just for one day. This being poor
every day sucks.
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Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your
chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit.
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Has anyone mastered the art of nonchalantly walking past a
policeman?
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If I had one of these, I would get nothing done.
If I had one of these, I would get nothing done.
Oh, yeah, I already get nothing done.
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Do you ever think about the endless sea of futures that
run dry every time you make a choice?
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For Halloween I put an empty bowl outside my door with a
sign that says "please take one." That way it looks like I actually
had candy once.
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If I found a place like
that, I would have my mail delivered there so I would only have to go home to
sleep.
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"Hey, my boobs are
down here!"
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PHOTOGRAPHY
After finally accepting that it is indeed an art form, I enjoy photography. I tend to apply the same rules to the photographic image as I would to a painting; I mean good design is good design.
But, as you know, I also like to imagine what the photographer tells a model. Like this one...
"You want me to shove this up my what?"
And there seems to be no end to their silliness...
I have posted images similar to this. I thought them intriguing the way the shadows curved around the form.
But after the one-millionth "naked woman with blind shadows" it is long past its prime.
Then there are the beautiful, yes, shots of exotic places with neat atmospheric conditions.
They both look like they need inspirational quotes written across them.
This has some interesting design elements...
This has some interesting design elements...
The pyramid created by her straps, chin line and lips...I like that. Then the opposing vee of the spit water. But then my mind wonders into areas like..."I wonder what that water tasted like."
Staged photos are not necessarily bad. I just don't like getting the impression that this guy wants me to think he just happened upon this scene and managed to take a perfectly framed, lit and focused picture.
When I took my first photography class, one of the lessons was to use the focal range to create drama. This person must have taken the same class.
And then there is just...cute.
Oh, look, another one...
And...
Finally, a posed shot that has drama without being sappy.
And notice how the barbs align with the angle of the foot, as does the platform support. Shit like that doesn't happen by accident.
But there is more. What I see is a visual representation of an innocent, naive young woman setting out on the very dangerous voyage to adulthood.
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ANIMALS
What happens when your daddy builds the gates...
I would give the little
fella extra points for ingenuity.
Guy took this when he went to pick up his dog at the vet's.
I think the dog is pissed.
Why you should clean your ears regularly.
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Just another reason not to destroy the rain forest...
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Want to live under the illusion that your government is
competent? Then forget that every nickel we mint cost over 11 cents. Pennies
also cost over twice their face value. That is insane.
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I hate when waiter says 'brave choice sir' when I order at
a Thai restaurant.
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"I'm not a serial killer," means something
entirely different if you put the emphasis on "serial."
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I hate that statement. I've had smart people tell me that they are "forced" to do or not do this or that by society. I will tell you as a fact that society can't make you do anything unless you voluntarily give them the power.
Unless, of course, you live in a place like this...
Then you are more or less fucked.
Unless, of course, you live in a place like this...
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Meanwhile in Finland...
It must be hard being the
only black thief in this Finnish village. "Can you describe the
suspect?" "Yes... it was Tyrone."
Those Finns don't take no shit.
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PURE EVIL
That that is probably a movie doesn't make it any less unsettling. People in a mob mentality can do great evil, but the loners freak me out.
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Rule: If you are not artistically inclined and/or you can't afford to hire a tattoo artist that is, don't get a tattoo. Wait until you can afford to get something you will be proud of.
Rule: If you are not artistically inclined and/or you can't afford to hire a tattoo artist that is, don't get a tattoo. Wait until you can afford to get something you will be proud of.
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Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill that
other 0.01% of germs?
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