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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, December 4, 2015

FRIDAY #2542


One Of My Very Own…







You can have my thoughts and prayers when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

One can only imagine the terror...


Today an FBI spokesman confirmed that most of those were gang related.

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Then I came across this:
Maybe we ought to quit giving everyone a participation ribbon and working on keeping everyone's self-esteem sky high and letting them sort it out for themselves.




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 That is brilliant!

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Remember this?
 An extremely alert viewer commented:

That multi-lock gate bar is unique, but uncomplicated. While the photo conveys an initial impression that the bottom "bar" is solid, it is essentially a chain of individual links with each padlock connecting two links together. The rightmost half-link is fixed to the post, the leftmost L-shaped link is fixed to the upper sliding bar, and the intermediate links are free-floating and able to slide along the upper bar. Remove any one of the padlocks and its links will separate, allowing the upper bar to slide left.


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My wife sent me this short article about the cry baby generation that is now entering college. I liked it.
https://theoxytocinchronicle.wordpress.com/2015/12/02/generation-cry-baby-why-millennials-are-a-fking-joke/

And my daughter sent me an even better one.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/



Great advice for parents with young children...


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Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit.


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15 Years of Terror
Good work, Australia and Canada.
By the way, there were probably more attacks that the governments didn't tell us about.

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When a freight ship loses control of its anchor, bad things happen.

I see no gloves, goggles, hard hats or fear, and thereby suspect this involves Russians.
I found one of its final demise.
And now all that is on the bottom of the sea.

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Seats on trains that can switch direction if you prefer to sit, or not sit, with your friends.

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Why Are Autumn Leaves Mostly Yellow In Europe And Red In North America?
 Nobody really knows.

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Remember that "ridiculous" lawsuit where a woman sued McDonald's for their coffee being too hot? Well, here are her burns...

McDonald's refused to pay her medical bills. Plus she didn't receive the $2.9 million but $500 K. The coffee was scalding hot.


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In the Middle Ages, it was believed that the sound of a bell could disperse thunder. A large number of bell-ringers were electrocuted as a result. In France between the years 1753 and 1786, 103 bell-ringers were killed during thunderstorms as a result of holding on to wet bell ropes. The Parliament of Paris enforced an edict in 1786 to prohibit the practice. Deaths likely continued until the 19th century, when the lightning rod came into general use.

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Judith Dull, an aspiring model, was murdered by “Glamour Girl Killer” Harvey Glatman. Glatman moved to Los Angeles, where he posed as a professional photographer to lure girls into his hotel room with the promise of work. 

There, he tied them up, photographed them, and eventually killed them and dumped their bodies. Judith, 19 and divorced, showed up at Glatman’s under the premise that she would pose for a crime fiction magazine.

Boathenge


Carhenge

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Well, this week I convinced my neighbors I'm shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of Hellmann's Mayonnaise


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What a great idea.

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If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's.


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I've written about this before.
 If your reproduction rates fall to about 1.4, then in one generation you have halved your population.

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How...thoughtful...

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My wife wanted to know how the wizards don't set fire to themselves attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves.


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This playful clown from 1924.


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These med school students and their study subject in 1901.

 Those garments look surprisingly like black garbage bags.

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A patient undergoing treatment for mental illness in 19th-century Germany.


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In the dog world, humans are wizards who routinely live to be 500+ years old.


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Fridgehenge

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Newspaper from July 3, 1942, used as insulation in a house that was built then.


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Said to be "ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air."

True? Hell, I don't know, but it looks impressive.

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Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower?


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Outback Australian alcohol breath test checkpoint.

I would think EVERY car to come by would be driven by a drunk person. 

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Mae Questel (pronounced ques-TELL; September 13, 1908 – January 4, 1998) was an American actress and vocal artist best known for providing the voices for the animated characters Betty Boop and Olive Oyl. She began in vaudeville, and played occasional small roles in films and television later in her career, most notably the role of Aunt Bethany in 1989's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.


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Man finds out he is about to become a grandfather...
That sumbitch looks just like me! 

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Everything we hate about soccer in one little clip...

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Yeah, you are made of starstuff, but so is garbage, so calm down.


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Phonehenge

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When we are happy, our natural response is to smile. But if you flip that around, does the reverse hold true? When we smile, is our natural response then to be happy? Science says yes. In fact, even faking or forcing a smile reduces stress and makes you happier.


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At least he's honest.

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Ladies and gentlemen: José Mujica. If you've never heard of him, you may want to look him up.

I have often thought the same way. You pay with dollars, but it takes you a certain amount of time to make each dollar. 

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Interesting graffiti...

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I’ve been heroine free for almost 70 years.


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Street smart is just something dumb people say when they want to use the word smart to describe themselves.


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The Navy's Giant New Electromagnetic Railgun


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In movies,

do characters wear
costume underwear?

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Life during wartime


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All made from the same shapes...

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A simple act of kindness will change your bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.


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 I must see that movie.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They are the luckiest bunch of yahoo's ....I didn't think that was a facemask. But I'm sure you, my bearded friend, came out well....

B Baggins

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