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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Sunday, January 3, 2016

SUNDAY #2572


One Of My Very Own…




PEOPLE NOT LIKE US...SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK ON WEEKENDS.

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5...4...3...2...
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Two completely different reactions to being on camera...
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Every day someone unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world. And we don’t even knows his name.



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Head shot...
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How did this man survive long enough to learn to scuba dive?
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Who would do such a thing?
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Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver

Judas: I got this


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He wanted sons, she didn't want oral or anal. 

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These remind me of that bulletin board I was forced to do that time...

After it became evident that I couldn't get out of it, I asked if I could do it my way and she smiled and said, "It's all yours."
The theme was a different teacher a week showed all kind of shit about their lives...family, pets, wedding day, etc. I puke at such things.
So I did it my way, but remember, this was all done with a Xerox machine and a pair of scissors.




The caption says: Me and Ma and Pa on our farm. 
A state senator came to the school for a conference and the first thing out of his mouth was that it wasn't correct English. Prick.
Yet, this next one did not raise his ire...
The caption reads: Me and my classmates with our teacher, Mr. Chandler.
Mister Chandler.

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How to identify your luggage...
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Maybe Jehovah's Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they're looking for Heaven's Door.


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After baby's first trip to Taco Bell...
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I've heard of giving someone the cold shoulder, but...


JESUS: I shall turn water to wine

JUDAS: Actually wine is 85% water so that's only 15% miracle.




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