One Of My Very Own…
This is freaking out doomsday conspiracy nuts...
Viagra is like caps lock for your dick.
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In 1977 radio astronomers
at the Big Ear space telescope, searching for signs of extraterrestrial life,
came across a signal that wasn't just odd, it was unbelievably strong! The
signal, broadcast at at 1420.456 MHz, radiated from the direction of the
constellation Sagittarius, and lasted just seventy-two seconds. When researcher
Jerry R. Ehman came across the signal he wrote "Wow!" on the print
out.
Antonio Paris, a professor
of astronomy at Florida's St. Petersburg College, thinks he's figured out the
source -- a pair of recently discovered comets!
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A recent study shows that vaping causes cervical cancer in
men.
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But the basic design hasn't changed.
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This is one of those things that pisses me off.
This is one of those things that pisses me off.
The way to see America, thus Americans prosper isn't some big mystery. If we all bought Made in USA, not only would our money stay at home, but it wouldn't help China catch up with us militarily. And don't tell me about how Toyotas are "made" in Tulsa or some such place, their profits go to Japan.
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I don't understand why some people try to act drunk. I've
spent my whole life trying to act sober.
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He successfully
extinguished five lit candles using only his farts.
FIVE!?!? I find it extraordinary that the world record is only five candles. I'm thinking of entering my wife.
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That is a dog turd, you figure out the rest.
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Texas has many license
plate designs you can choose from.
The selection has grown to an amazing number (100s and 100s). I can even get a South Carolina
Gamecocks plate on my Texas vehicle. They now allow businesses to design their
own plates, which you can legally put on your car. Below are two of the business plates you can buy in
Texas. If you get the hamburger
plate, and live in Austin, the chain will give you $100 in “burger bucks”.
This is what my nephew would buy...
My Rule 39 states that a woman must get naked in the woods with her man.
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What a excellent idea.
What a excellent idea.
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What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood
between my fingers to know that it's blood.
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Watch this deli worker carefully.
Watch this deli worker carefully.
Did you notice the weight he adds to the scale?
Can we assume the camera is there to use in his prosecution?
It's shit like that that makes me think Saudi Arabia has a good idea with the old cutting off of hands.
Can we assume the camera is there to use in his prosecution?
It's shit like that that makes me think Saudi Arabia has a good idea with the old cutting off of hands.
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Okay How Do You Have An
Underwater Waterfall?
Somebody guessed that it was sand, but can you keep pumping wet sand back up to the top?
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Wife said she found my pipe in my car.
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Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk
to me while chewing.
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Noah Scalin's "Anatomy
of War" sculptures are polymer clay cutaway guns filled with colorful,
wet-looking human viscera.
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In case you wondered what married life is like, my wife is
yelling at me for making her forget why she was yelling at me.
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Yes, somebody actually tracks such things. There are birds and other climbing animals that crash the system, but squirrels are by far the greatest threat.
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After years of documenting
instances in which parents and kids are terrorized by law enforcement and child
welfare authorities because the kids were allowed to be on their own in public
places, the Free Range Kids movement has gotten some justice: a new Federal law
gives its official okey-doke to parents who let their kids get to school on
their own.
Score one for the good guys.
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Like the crocodile, a design that works, so why change it?
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Newest favorite headline:
Can I assume that is done to tell them to go fuck themselves?
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On the market for some
time, the house of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs has been cut in price
by $50,000. More than an hour out of town, the four-bedroom home has another
serious flaw: there's only one bathroom. If the hose doesn't even reach the
basement, how do they expect to find a buyer?
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New app Faceswap Live
Look at their mouths. What's up with that?
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They say women only use 10% of their fury.
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Found this on a aerial photo essay and it looks very much like modern a painting.
I was fascinated by the number of swimming pools.
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"The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock
in moisture" -TV
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Somebody did this to a statue of the queen.
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It's called ice fishing and repairing one of these was the coldest I've ever been in my life.
These are carried on the back of pick-ups out onto the ice.
These were pulled into place on skids.
I was in Goose Bay, Labrador and traipsed out there with no foul weather gear. I couldn't feel my feet for hours.
Speaking of ice...
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I think the best example of the circle of life is when I
sweep up all my dogs fur from around the house and pour them back on him.
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Said to be a Banksy...
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"Oh, this one? It's an excuse to tell a story about
my life that only I think is interesting."
- literally all tattoos
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Obama sitting for the first
3D Presidential portrait in history.
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When you try your hardest not to be an asshole, but
everyone you deal with is an asshole, so you end up being a bigger asshole to
outasshole the assholes.
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2 comments:
I am in Austalia today using my VPN i can be in a different country every time i visit. It is amusing seeing the little dot blink at end of blog.
VPN also block addware imbedded in JPG and GIF. Keep up good work.
Only part of the fish tank is actually filled with water. The corners where the waterfalls are, are not. You can see that the light is different in those areas, as it isn't passing through water. Cool effect though.
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