One Of My Very Own…
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No, it’s not about food. It means labels being wrong for people.
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Krubera Cave(Voronya cave, which means "Crows' Cave" in Russian)
Can we safely assume those
are lava tubes?
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Apparently that kind of whale
has been washing up for a long, long time.
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Just tryin' to help here, folks.
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This reminds me of US Hwy 50 that terrified me so much during a roadtrip.
Notice that it has no guard
rails. In fact, the shoulder on Hwy 50 was only about a foot wide.
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What must the future bring?
The globe focuses the light on the grass.
Stick Chart Navigation of Marshall Islands
This one simple device tells
of prevailing winds, currents and distances. Amazing.
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Two girls with their hearts beating outside their chests get to meet one another.
This is extremely rare and
they are thought to be the first child with that affliction to have met another
similarly afflicted child.
Fuck hippocrips.
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Hippocrips.
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What a sad photograph.
They share 99% of our genes.
My grandson did not go straight to walking, avoiding crawling. He is now mobile. I wish his parents the best.
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"Bird's nest custody." Instead of having the children of divorced parents shuffle between two homes, the children stay in one home and the parents alternate turns living there. Makes sense to me.
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Neat little Japanese invention
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When I owned my bars I would get fatter tips for telling wives that their husbands were not there. It got so bad that when the phone rang, three or four men would shout out, “I ain’t here!” Well, once I told a woman as I was instructed and she said, “Goddamnit, Ralph, I just drove by there and saw his car, now put him on the fucking phone!” That look on that man’s face when I handed him the phone.
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There was a true story of a
cat that showed up at the rooms of nursing home patients prior to their death. It has
documented and a little freaky.
Want your dog to pay attention when you are photographing it? Try this.
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Watched a documentary on the Vietnamese War. This first guy warns us not to judge others until you have been tested.
It had to do with an incident
where his squad entered a village of friendly people then right in the middle
of town, in the middle of the street, one of his men got blown up by a land
mine. There was no doubt that the villagers knew it was there, yet they said
nothing.
What would you have done?
I’ve written before about men who think they can’t be killed and those who just decide they are already dead. This guy is in the later group.
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My zookeeper/bartender showed me a video of her holding a harmonica while an elephant played it with its trunk. I asked her to email it to me so I could share it with you, but that kind of stuff goes against zoo policy.
Alas.
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Tempted to put this in the “People Not Like You And Me” file, but it made me smile too big.
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Another good idea from Japan.
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I read a study that found out fat penguins fell down more often than skinny ones...TRUE.
Who could have figured.
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This reminds me of why I hate strip clubs.
You just know the girls smile
and flirts with you, then they all go back in the back room and spits in your direction.
I have never understood the allure.
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Rule 39 with an evil twist.
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Yeah, getting away from it all with a relaxing day of surfing out in the ocean with just you and mother nature...
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We all know about this, but it’s still kind of cool to see it in action.
Volcanic Lightning During an Eruption
Is there any wonder that
ancient people thought that god lived in the sky?
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When my wife told me she'd finally ready to try anal and she pulled out a brand new strap on.
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Here’s a couple of reposts that deserve another view. And this first one has been verified to be factual...
All roads lead to Rome.
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The location of a pimple on
your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you.
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Then there are the people like this…
Krubera Cave(Voronya cave, which means "Crows' Cave" in Russian)
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African kids see drone for the first time.
An old WWII vet told me that
he was in a convoy in France that had become bogged down in a traffic jam and
stopped. So the troops got out to stretch or smoke and as he stood there one of
his pals pointed down and laughed. They were standing atop a dead soldier run over so many times he was squished flat. They didn’t even bother to
move off him. I asked if he was one of ours or one of theirs and he said..."It didn't matter."
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A spare e-cigarette lithium
battery burst into flames in the pocket of a Kentucky man. It presumably came into contact with
coins or keys in his pocket, shorting the terminals and causing it to output
all of its power quickly. It is
also recommended that lithium batteries not be stored in a car because high
temperatures can cause them to overheat.
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This reminds me of US Hwy 50 that terrified me so much during a roadtrip.
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What must the future bring?
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My wife’s safe word is
'CRAMP!'
>The globe focuses the light on the grass.
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Angel: The next
creation…the ant.
GOD: Go forth, my tiny
friends!
ANTS: Hooray!
ANGEL: Ok next creation ...
The anteater.
ANTS: The what!?
>Stick Chart Navigation of Marshall Islands
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Two girls with their hearts beating outside their chests get to meet one another.
You can actually see the
workings of the heart through their skin.
>Fuck hippocrips.
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What a sad photograph.
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People who say "the
future is now" don't understand how time works.
>They share 99% of our genes.
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"Bird's nest custody." Instead of having the children of divorced parents shuffle between two homes, the children stay in one home and the parents alternate turns living there. Makes sense to me.
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Neat little Japanese invention
When I owned my bars I would get fatter tips for telling wives that their husbands were not there. It got so bad that when the phone rang, three or four men would shout out, “I ain’t here!” Well, once I told a woman as I was instructed and she said, “Goddamnit, Ralph, I just drove by there and saw his car, now put him on the fucking phone!” That look on that man’s face when I handed him the phone.
The ten most redneck cities
in Minnesota. Criteria:
- Least amount of high school graduates
- Number of bars per city
- Number of mobile home parks per capita
- Number of tobacco stores per city
- Number of places to get fishing gear
- Number of guns and ammo stores per city
- Walmarts, Golden Corrals
- Bass Pro Shops, and dollar stores nearby.
Yeah, that about covers it.
- Least amount of high school graduates
- Number of bars per city
- Number of mobile home parks per capita
- Number of tobacco stores per city
- Number of places to get fishing gear
- Number of guns and ammo stores per city
- Walmarts, Golden Corrals
- Bass Pro Shops, and dollar stores nearby.
Yeah, that about covers it.
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I wrote a short story about
it and in the story when the cat went to someone else’s room the other old
people would party for the first time in years.
>Want your dog to pay attention when you are photographing it? Try this.
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Studies show that, on
average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.
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I want one!
Oklahoma continues to be
rocked by earthquakes. A recent
one was magnitude 5.1 and felt as far away as Kansas City. Historically (1978-2008) the state
experienced two earthquakes per
year. Since the institution
of fracking for oil, the rate has increased to about 600X the baseline.
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Aaaaah.
Watched a documentary on the Vietnamese War. This first guy warns us not to judge others until you have been tested.
What would you have done?
I’ve written before about men who think they can’t be killed and those who just decide they are already dead. This guy is in the later group.
My zookeeper/bartender showed me a video of her holding a harmonica while an elephant played it with its trunk. I asked her to email it to me so I could share it with you, but that kind of stuff goes against zoo policy.
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Tempted to put this in the “People Not Like You And Me” file, but it made me smile too big.
Please don’t teach your child
that there are things about her appearance that must be fixed. What’s wrong
with you?
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So if you eat what you like
and don't exercise, eventually you get a motorized scooter. I'm really not
seeing the down side here.
>Another good idea from Japan.
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If there's a zombie
apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me.
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I read a study that found out fat penguins fell down more often than skinny ones...TRUE.
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This reminds me of why I hate strip clubs.
I have never understood the allure.
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Rule 39 with an evil twist.
Yeah, getting away from it all with a relaxing day of surfing out in the ocean with just you and mother nature...
We all know about this, but it’s still kind of cool to see it in action.
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Wife once said I should talk to
the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get
you some Vicodin.
>Volcanic Lightning During an Eruption
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When my wife told me she'd finally ready to try anal and she pulled out a brand new strap on.
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My Dad used to do a great
Darth Vader impression, by being a really bad father.
Here’s a couple of reposts that deserve another view. And this first one has been verified to be factual...
All roads lead to Rome.
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Have you ever eaten
Spaghetti Os out of the can with a spatula at 3 in the morning?
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