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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

SATURDAY #2694

One Of My Very Own…



Two that look like One Of My Very Own...






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Spoiler Alert!



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Canada is on fire.





Imagine being in a traffic jam in those conditions.

By the way, they always refer to this as a "wild fire", but why isn't it a forrest fire?"

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POLITICS








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Only posted this because six people have sent it to me.



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I have the horse "Creator" in the Kentucky Derby - which is divine intervention if I ever saw it - so wish me luck. I also have a side bet that Nyquist will win the race. I bet against the hands down favorite last year and lost every (3) fucking times with that triple crown winning asshole.
Watch NASCAR? This week I have Harvick.




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This is the title of the article:



This is the accompanying photo:



Dayum!

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357 MAG 8 Shot Revolver



When you want to put a really big hole in eight people, or eight really big holes in one person.

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An e-fit of a burglar who tricked a 95-year-old woman in Northampton has been released by police.



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The dog knows...




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How movies actually load.



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Wait for it...



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Logitech used Keyboards instead of an LED screen.



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Give this man a raise...



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Beluga Whales. Now I understand why sailors often mistook them for mermaids.



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Russian Martial Arts



I'll have some of what he's had.

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You might want to reassess your "art" if people all over the world spend their own money to cover it up.



And people have very strong condemnation, indeed...



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This is what my obit should say...



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A great time to be alive or what!

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"Who said I wanted to be rescued?"



It was later tranquilized and returned to prison...I mean the zoo.

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Come to find out, the Golden Rule doesn't have anything to do with actual gold.

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It may be simplistic, but I think that believing we are in the only universe is the same as thinking the Earth is the center of the universe.



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Wow.

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A huge cyclist moves parked car out of the bike lane...





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Why do people come back from the baby changing stations with the same baby?

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Wasps caught in a vacuum trap



Did you notice them being sucked back in when they try to fly off?

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I would be the guy in the big ass boat...full of beer.



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If you're anywhere near being this morbidly obese stay away from Gym equipment, start with a diet or do swimming exercises, going to the Gym at this level will put a huge strain on your heart, joints and back.



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What would happen if you took your dog to the flea market?

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