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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

SATURDAY #2729

One Of My Very Own…



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There's finally going to be a woman president.




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So, so subtle...




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If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion.
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Sad stories told in six words




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I posted this many months ago. It is an Art Installation and at first I thought it was fake due to the straight line of the sidewalk.

As I explained back then, I found out the vacant lot drops down a couple of feet lower than the sidewalk, thus the line.
Here is another view that shows the installation is not just a wall of chairs, but fills the whole lot.


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World's meanest chicken


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When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts.
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SIGNS CAN BE FUN










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Every time "Cops" comes on I'm like "PLEASE don't show my episode."
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I have a thing about robots. Check this out...






In a related field, I thought this was wonderful...


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Been thinking about the gorilla thing. What kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in Ohio?
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


Are there contractions in, say, Latin or Hebrew or Arabic?


...and on the 4th day Adobe created reader and saw that it was good.







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Guy made his own multi-tool. Screwdrivers on handle...


An Easily Installed In-Wall Kitchen Vacuum That Automatically Inhales Dust and Dirt.


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"Um, thanks?"
- A woman who posed for a Picasso painting.


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THINGS GOING TO SHIT


When you find a new button in your car and can't resist pushing it.




Can't you just smell the lawsuit...



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My wife leaves lights on that I didn't even know we had.
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View from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt.


The line on Mount Everest waiting for the new Starbuck's to open.


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Correlation =/= Causation, apparently





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Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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Wait for it...


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Again I query, how do you just decide to do that the first time?

How, exactly, do you just decide you want to learn how to do that?

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FUN WITH PHOTOSHOP




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Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again.
-Adobe Updater


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