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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Thursday, June 30, 2016

THURSDAY #2747

One Of My Very Own…



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By the time they strap on the bomb...

It is too late to stop them.
And imagine how easy it is to sneak in weapons in a place where everyone has luggage.

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INTERESTING BALL: A very strange short film that you shouldn't ignore.

https://vimeo.com/110808221

In an infinite universe, not only might any possibility happen, but every possibility must happen.



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Beer is the lube I use to slide through life.

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The Tempescope is an ambient physical display that visualizes various weather conditions like rain, clouds, and lightning. Based on weather forecasts from the internet, it can reproduce tomorrow's sky in your living room.

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There are somethings I am not meant to understand...


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When I look in the mirror, the phrase "Low hanging fruit" pops into my head. 

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Three RS-68A main engines provide over 2.1 million pounds of thrust to lift the Delta IV Heavy's payload to Geostationary Orbit



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My wife and I went to a restaurant that was soooo Southern...(How Southern was it?)...their signature dish was Fried Green Kudzu.

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Is that a rotisserie?

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Ever wondered about the aerodynamics of a burger?

Neither did I.

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How come there's no maximum wage?

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Mata Hari

Exotic Dancer and Convicted Double Agent During World War I.

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Half the new buildings in America are made by gluing Styrofoam to the wall, then stuccoing it.

I am not a fan of such construction.

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If I were a cat...


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I should have thought of this...


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Real vs Video game...not necessarily in that order...


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Always buy more beer than you think you will need, cause it's better to be safe than sober.

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That reminds me of the other day I was having a conversation about the differences between a dwarf and a midget. So I asked Google and my phone chastised me, explaining that those terms were politically incorrect. My. Phone. Fussed. At. Me.

I actually think I have come a long, long way considering I grew up with this sort of thing.


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Do you know the difference between a casket and a coffin? A casket are those wild-west type tapered boxes and the coffin is rectangular.

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When it comes to Mexican restaurants, the better the decorations, the worse the food.

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My kind of humor. And you know who else is going to enjoy that gag? My friend, Mel.

Speaking of...


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I may have found the world's smallest penis.


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I think the reason men are born with two hands is breasts.

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They act like that's a bad thing.

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The size of Hubble's Deep Field image in relation to the rest of the night sky.


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The South American Maned Wolf


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Cannon going exactly 50mph fires a soccer ball at exactly 50mph.


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The person who named the eggplant probably isn't allowed to name things anymore.

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Quality humor here folks, for you know, like adults.

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Wife: "Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden."

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If I were a dog...


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Jenn setting pole vault World Record

Those boobies just about screwed it up for her.

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If I were a bear...


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How people used to campaign for president


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Safety glasses, because dayum!


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My wife's lip color of choice is Cheetos.

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More good advice...


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Laudable, yes, but isn't that merely expected?

Rule #1: Don't raise thugs.

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Breakfast is the most important cigarette of the day.

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4 comments:

Ninja Grrrl said...

That's not a rotisserie, honey, it's an MRI machine. They're scanning a giraffe's leg apparently. I can't imagine the transport process, to keep an animal like this stable AND sedated at the same time. Supporting the neck must take a tremendous amount of space. This is awesome. What place gives animals such fantastic care? If this is a zoo, I'm impressed.

Oni said...

Sedated? That looked like a disembodied leg to me. It was even tagged.

"3 kids and neither one has been to jail..." What? That's either brilliant or this lady is a dum dum.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is an MRI, however the giraffe in question is not attached. They were doing anatomical studies on frozen parts.

psm

Ninja Grrrl said...

Thank you, that makes much more sense. It was really boggling my mind. For a sometimes smart girl I can be very goofy.

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