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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, August 26, 2016

FRIDAY #2804

One Of My Very Own…




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ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

KEY PACKET TUTORIAL
http://folioolio.blogspot.com/2015/07/key-packet-tutorial.html



I took a short quiz that determined if I was a liberal or conservative. Before I even took it I told the guy I would score dead even. I scored 53/47. I present it to you because the questions have absolutely nothing to do with politics. Take it. You will like it:
http://chartsme.com/

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Katie Ledecky had Bryce Harper hold all of her medals while she threw out the first pitch.


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Italy


I am surprised that more people weren't killed.

But notice that the modern buildings seemed to have held up much better. That's a good thing...right?

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This is a growing trend that, thank goodness, is being followed by other institutes of higher learning. Here's the link to the article.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-university-of-chicago-safe-spaces-letter-met-20160825-story.html

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That black blob in the middle left is a bear. It will get much more crowded in days to come. Here's the link to live feed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtUucAcQoaE
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They put mines in everything you can image.
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Something I didn't know...


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I watched a movie that featured this song. Thought I would run it by you again.



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Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law. I know that now.

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Banksy does not hold a copyright to his work. So, Walmart is selling prints of his murals.


Not one of those nice, pretty, abstract Banksy prints, either. We’re talking a straight-up DESTROY CAPITALISM joint. Also, in Banky’s usual, irritatingly straightforward symbolism, it’s clear that this piece parodies the marketability of chic socialist values.

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Cretto di Burri: The Concrete Labyrinth of Gibellina


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There was a pretty girl in the produce section so to impress her I bought a mango.

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I spend far too much time wondering how some people would moan during sex...like my wife.

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I know you've seen it before, but think of my many newer visitors. Thank you.

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Remi Gaillard. Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need...




You gotta love that guy.

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This is me when a woman tells me her boyfriend/husband isn't interested in porn.


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I've posted something about this before...for my nephew, but this one clarifies a lot...



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Some teachers are better than others...


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What slow cooking does...

I bet early man could do that.

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We have a new guy in the kitchen at my bar. He dresses kind of like this...

I asked him if there was a place that let's him know what is and what is not considered acceptable clothing and accessories, and he just said, "Website."

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Automatic Mahjong Table

As a professional lazy man, I commend it.

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My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.

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SPEAKING SCOTISH: A TUTORIAL



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What bugs Americans?
Outrage...


Ignore it...


You might want to read up on that. Source:
http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/2016/07/31/Pentagon-s-Sloppy-Bookkeeping-Means-65-Trillion-Can-t-Pass-Audit

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Presentation Mistakes were made...


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Nobody wants to come in second at a quick draw competition.

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LICENSE PLATES






State officials denied her order, explaining that it might be considered offensive. Everyone in the chain of command who rejected the license plate request should be fired and barred from working for the government ever again, and forced to wear a colander on their head for the term of their natural lives.

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Some newsy type items:







A pretty good read about that:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/08/humpback-whales-save-animals-killer-whales-explained/

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Why isn't this young woman the president of the world?


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Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I once split an M&M in half.
An M&M.
In half.

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I had a talk about something very similar just today. I told a guy about my M16 training in the military. The lead guy said that he was there to teach us how to shot the weapon, then he pointed to a guy standing behind us and said, "He's there to shoot you if you turn around and point your weapon toward me." We trusted him. We surely did.

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They have a phone alarm app that wakes users earlier if there are traffic delays.

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This kind of behavior is absolutely unforgivable. After being questioned on marital rape, the Afghan Prime Minister responds by interrupting Journalist, Isobel Yeung mid-sentence and threatening to cut her nose off.

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Tide Lapse Photography


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Wait for it...

I think the car was pulling the tree in the right direction...note rope. I was impressed.

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Congratulations to drugs on winning the War on Drugs.

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Wow!

Can you spell badass, boys and girls?
That's how you take off or land on a mountain top or whatever.

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I don't need therapy. I need football goddamnit!

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All sides except Japan were all praying to the same god for victory. Think about that.

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