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Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
The Beer Can Man
That's the idiot who threw a beer can at the Baltimore outfielder yesterday.
Guy in bottom left - whoa, wasn't me.
If this doesn't load fast enough, check back later...it's a hoot.
I once accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar thinking it was a terrible wine.
You think some human had to teach him to do that? If so, why?
He must be watching football on TV...
Why you should never attempt to outrun a bear.
My bartender came up with a drink called the 911. It's a Manhattan served with two Kamikaze shots.
>SCIENCE "FACTS" I HOPE ARE TRUE
This kid is coming out from under some heavy-duty medication.
I found that hilarious.
Two of my favorite characters...
I'm old. I like things like this.
I made a mistake the other day when I showed you an army phone with 'Listen' and 'Talk' on each end. I stated that there were probably many new recruits that had never seen such a phone...as is the case with this child below.
But then I got to thinking...who the hell hasn't seen a dozen movies with scenes of people talking on such phones? Did they just forget all those?
China’s Unmanned Space Station Will Be Crashing Into Earth Next Year.
Normally, a decommissioned satellite or space station would be retired by forcing it to burn up in the atmosphere. This type of burn is controlled, and most satellite re-entries are scheduled to burn up over the ocean to avoid endangering people. However, it seems that China’s space agency is not sure exactly when Tiangong-1 will re-enter the atmosphere, which implies that the station has been damaged somehow and China is no longer able to control it.
Just something else to worry about.
I don't get this.
A long time viewer sent me this text exchange herself and her grown son. I thought it hilarious.
Speaking of irony...
Yes, I get preachy sometimes, but if we could all just step back and look at this rationally we would all agree this system sucks.
SOME PEOPLE DO SOME EXTRAORDINARY THINGS RATHER WELL
This guy hit on a great idea and shared it with the world.
Clean a burned pan with no effort
Three simple steps:
1. Add water, dish soap and a dryer sheet to your burnt pan
2. Let it sit for an hour
3. Wipe clean
(well four steps, if you include burning the pan as the first step)
Note: I would recommend Dawn detergent.
Somebody want to explain this sorcery to me?
Problem solving at its best...
Tahitian dance practice - Burning Thigh Torture
This guy converted a pair of ammo boxes into two twin locking storage units for bike, and still keep basket space. Cost about $12.00.
Never put down someone who mispronounces a word; that tells you they learned it from reading.
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING RETARDED
We have all seen sink holes expand very rapidly...
Very close call...
Why would any sane person think this was a worthwhile endeavor?
This one doesn't really count as retarded.
He's not the blame. The alcohol is the blame.
This is another example of trying just a little too hard to come up with something different...
Like making art out of one dollar bills.
Out runs a ski boat...no brakes to speak of.
Can you spot the ex-soccer player?
And this guy is a pro!
Oh, hell no...
The black toenail is a nice touch. I guess that would make it easier to ID his foot in case things went south.
I'm just going to assume this guy is stone cold drunk.
I KNOW this is a repost, but I have a question about it.
Do you need a key to hit the emergency stop button or could anybody do it?
One of the greatest moments in feminism.
The English language lacks a word to mean "To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them".
The most saved woman in history...
She need not be concerned with the details...