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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, November 4, 2016

FRIDAY #2874

One Of My Very Own…


A sign in Cleveland baseball crowd:

1993 year book prediction has been proven authentic.

David Ross crotch bump celebration

I had to look at that more than once.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bill Murray, happy Cubs fan.

Here he is honking the horn of Zobrist's MVP Camaro. This man is a treasure.

He also bought an extra ticket and gave it to a random woman who sat next to him the whole game.

Gary Johnson reacting to an anti-marijuana spokeswoman. She's ranting about how once you smoke weed, you increase your chance of heart attack by one fifth for the following hour.

I want to know what the lady in red did about that blatant, inflammatory BULLSHIT. That's part of the problem, people say all kind of bullshit and hardly anybody stands up and demands that they PROVE IT.
Remember the Doctor on CNN that stated during his research of marijuana, he found the government has been lying to us for years...and he was furious.

Turns out, when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from your own.

Guy bought a house and began to remodel the basement. When he took down the ceiling drywall he found this.

After opening it, he found a newspaper from 1951.

And three packets of cash.

The total value of the money was about $23,000.

Some of the bills were rarer than others. Some brown notes, a gold certificate and some star notes nearly uncirculated. All bills were from 1928-1934.

You ever listen to some people and all you can think about is how flammable they would be?

Some things I learned today...
I think football is less than that...like 11 minutes.

Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat.


Her tightrope game is on point!

Child carefully places morsel of food on fork.

Then eats it.

(the jif was too large to load, but you could Youtube it)

Chess Grand-Master vs NYC Chess Hustler.

I'm amazed at the speed.

Japanese fun park? Let me know if you find out.

Is that concrete?

How much does this guy's backpack weigh?!?

A police van rammed into protesters, leaving several bleeding in the street, after an anti-U.S. rally turned violent in the Philippines.

It was stated that no one died. I find that extraordinary.

Learning how to clap if just watching isn't enough.

How is this child going to survive?

A Game of Thrones: The Illustrated Edition: A Song of Ice and Fire: Book One. This book was released 10/18/2016, and I wanted to share these with you fine folk.

And my favorite...

Your child needs to make one of these.

The is me when my Green Bay Packers lose, but I won a lot of money anyway.

I once bought a used car from Texas. It came with a pistol in the glove box.


We don't either. Drone deaths of innocents are staggering.


Ideas don't die?

Hit and run...

Don't describe two completely different things as "apples and oranges," they're both fruit. Say something like "elephants and crystal meth."

Knowing so many servers, I know that these are on point.

And you don't even want to know if they really do spit in the food of rude customers.

What if guys came coffee? Or face moisturizer? Or a magic weight loss liquid?

US politics in one graphic.

You ever wonder why our tax code is so much longer than other developed countries? There are thousands of exemptions written for just one donor to a campaign. 

This was the title of an article I read part of:

Fuck you. I will wear my hair without giving a flying fuck what anybody thinks about it.

The California DMV has rejected a guy's application for an "1NFOS3C" vanity license plate because it includes "a term of lust or depravity."

Somebody want to translate that for me?

The Smithsonian's National Museum of American History launched a project to save Dorothy's Ruby Slippers in their collection from further deterioration.

The Smithsonian's National Museum of American History launched a project to save Dorothy's Ruby Slippers in their collection from further deterioration. The museum is seeking $500,000 for immediate conservation care and a new, state-of-the-art display case, in order to slow their deterioration and protect them from environmental harm.

A half million fucking dollars!? Are they going to replace those sequins with real rubies?

JM Marlin 1895 45-70

That weapon looks so beautiful...like it is means business.
In my opinion, in an emergency situation one of the biggest problems would be just spraying bullets down range and hoping for the best, then running out of ammo. This would force you to slow down and aim, which is a good thing.

On violence in America.

Have you seen the latest murder rate in the ghettos in Chicago? That is caused when you are in a business that justifies the elimination of your competition...literally.


I think that is our friend's work of the flooding.

I'm a sucker for aerial images...

And if you look closely you can see that road has a lot of cars, which I would not have assumed.

There's always that one car that fucks up the whole photograph....dead center, very bottom.

^Delhi, India

^Glacial melt Skafta River, Iceland

^La Plata, Buenos Aires, Argentina

A repost that is sure to please...

Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul.
Thank you for your time.


What the fuck does that mean? It seems to make no sense, like most Christian bullshit.

That's pretty much how I feel about it. And remember, by definition, evolution and the Garden of Eden where we all acquired original sin can not co-exist.
Oh, and passing laws that keep me from doing whatever the hell I want on Sunday pisses me off, too. Think I'm being picky? Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Christian, what would you do if a Jewish lawmaker tried to pass a law that forbade anyone from working on the Sabbath? Would you respect him and his beliefs. Would you ground all the airplanes like they do in Israel? If not, then fuck you, you hypocritical piece of shit


Fardygardy said...

Dorothy's shoes... I thought the original pair was stolen from the Judy Garland museum in Minnesota in the mid-2000's, so your picture made me curious. Turns out there are 5 pair (pairs?) of shoes and yes one was stolen. So this brings me to... (1) why doesn't the Smithsonian simply buy another pair for a lot less $$? (2) isn't preservation their job? Why is it falling apart? They have one thing to do and can't do it? WTF? Government. Gotta love it.

Anonymous said...

License plate = info streak ☺

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