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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Sunday, December 11, 2016


One Of My Very Own...

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

I'm told by Google that I can make $19.58 beer money per month if I allow ads on this blog. I have asked permission from you fine folks before, but never followed through with it. So I will ask again, if I can sneak them in at the end or some other unobtrusive place, you think you could abide it? I'll take all non-responses as approval.


Be very careful who you call racist. To the Democratic Party anyone who disagrees with them is a racist.

Things you may not know about John Glenn.


One of my bestest young friends says goodbye to Clemson University.


Holding a 14 game winning streak in the Army/Navy game, Navy was the 13 point favorite, but that dropped to 6 1/2 when their quarterback came up lame. I took the Army underdogs for only 5 1/2 points to all comers. The bar was covered in bets and my Army won. God I love America.

And I am more than pleased that due to my vaping I have had only 9 cigarettes to day. 

On this my day off, I'm going to let most of these speak for themselves.

Look at that expression.

When you see it.

This took me forever, but I've seen it in college towns all over America. Very expensive car used to deliver pizza.

Problem solving at its worst...

This kid got up in the middle of the night and broke every rule of the house...

This guy had a theory: That if he carried a step ladder he could get into any place he wanted.
Around the subway stiles...

The kitchen of a fine restaurant...

Right past the doorman at a 5 star hotel...

A theater...

And even a sightseeing boat...

That guy was convinced the antennae of the walkie talkie was a breathalyzer.

This guy couldn't pull out of his driveway.

Missing the concept: Master Level...

This got misplaced in this file from Things Going To Shit, but too much work to fix it...

Let's end with another look at this couple...


The waitress says, "Are you finished?" and I say, "No, Norwegian, but you can take my plate."


LARRY said...


Anonymous said...

It is my sincere hope that you do not succumb to the ad monster. Sometimes your posts take a while to load, sometimes some of the pictures don't load at all, but dammit, its what we get for free! Fuck the Man!


Anonymous said...

I second the load issue thing. I think you would make more money with a "Buy Ralph a beer" button.


I would love to send you beer money.


Ninja Grrrl said...

I'll add my two cents. I'll rather send you beer money too. Ads make a blog really unwieldy.

Anonymous said...

I don't like the ads either but Sir Ralph I feel if that's what you want to do then do it. We will be here as usual.

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