One Of My Very Own...
Europe's and Russia's new satellite at Mars has sent back its first images of the planet.
Another picture of the NZ earthquake...
Brazilian football (soccer) team Chapecoense's plane crashed killing the entire team with the exception of these 3 players who missed the flight. The team was traveling to play in the final of the Copa Sudamericana. Their opponents in that game Atletico Nacional have asked if they can award Chapecoense with the championship.
Hyperinflation in Venezuela - merchants are weighing, not counting, currency
Meanwhile at Ohio State...
When I asked for my wife’s hand in marriage, I didn’t realize how often I’d just get the finger.
JOKES THAT YOU MIGHT MISS LIKE THIS NICE LADY
An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.
Daisy: Hi, how are you?
The Onion is struggling to satirize the election that is so absurd it can only be called "self-satirizing."
WOMEN AS SEEN BY SOME MEN
Yes, I believe that a woman has a right to choose.
But we are under no obligation to abide by her wishes.
Then there was that time when one of my forth graders asked me what fisting was.
And I decide a demonstration is called for.
This is how a Luger works.
It does exactly what this .45d does but without all that extra weight in the front.
See anything odd here?
And don't call it a trick. It's an illusion. Tricks are something whores do for money...or kids do for candy.
Something to think about...
I just want the toy, Ms. Cat, please don't hurt me.
Turn in you Dog Card, pooch, you are a disgrace.
Can you cut someone's tongue out without killing them.
THINGS THAT ARE...
In japan there's a museum for rocks that look like faces.
Some better than others.
Now I can die happy.
I would very much like to know the results of this...
For years this drain collected metals and stones that would otherwise have washed down the drain of a sink at a jeweler's. The guy guesses it will contain around 5 - 6 DWT. of gold.
US nuclear submarine breaching the arctic ice
Nuclear Reactor being forged...
Straight through and so fine it doesn't leak. Dayum!
Goblin Valley, Utah.
Kind of looks like chessmen don't it?
I know it's a repost, but the speed of the shock wave alone warrants another viewing...
I tried to load this a couple of weeks ago, but it was too big. Now it works. Go figure.
Remember, whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times.
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
I did that. It told me I could make a few people a little sick and/or very drunk.
My wife asked me how to spell innuendo. I told her innuendo doesn't work if you have to spell it out.
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
I don't trust anyone enough to do that with them...
It's not that I think somebody would let go on purpose, but fingers do slip.
Oh, I see how that works...
You wait until the squirrel eats the mouse, then you eat the squirrel.
Then there's the absolute head of the food chain...
The neatest shit you'll see all minute.
How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trots away rather jauntily.
I know that have been doing this for hundreds of years...
But you would think the terrestrial fire risk would forbid it.
Okay, the knife is super sharp. We get it.
But, damn it, George, you don't have to shave half your goddamn leg to prove it.
Then there's this guy who PAID somebody to shave the hair from his back.
Who could be that pussy-whipped?
I don't even agree with this...
Don't do that for a blowjob. Then you marry the bitch and y'all have a little girl and your wife teaches her to demand that her boyfriend shave his ballsack and the degrading deforestation multiplies exponentially. Pretty soon the world is full of sissy ass men who allowed themselves to be used by the devil spawn women.
I post anything Ralph.
Lastly is this classic...
Question: The driver of that car didn't see BUILDING rushing at him sooner than that? Go back and look at it. Several houses have already ROUNDED THE CORNER before he decides to even stop.
I had a dream that I was taking an exam that I hadn't prepared for, then realized in dream that I'm actually a 70 years old man, so I got up and walked out of the classroom.